yärn 'hOr - noun
Someone who excessively collects and/or uses yarn-like fibers for various purposes; crocheting, knitting, weaving, etc. Some going so far as to make their own!

Side Note: Yarn whores have been known to gather in Local Yarn Shops (aka LYS) curiously, sometimes feverously, feeling and sniffing yarn and dreaming up creations of a delightfully fibrous nature.

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