Welcome to Flump's Bible Stories, where the Bible's deranged "truth" becomes much more logical and entertaining.
Below is a list of famous stories from the Bible - If you are at all offended by them, you are probably religious - If you are, I reccomend you step back and re-evaluate your life. If that fails to help the situation, kill yourself.
Famous Tales:
Oh, what a glorious end to The Bible. Now, just because my Bible has come to an end, doesn't mean I won't add to it later. Anyway, I will now write a sequel to The Bible. Please, get ready to bow down to the new Bible...
The Adventures of Cube
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