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Date: 2-24-06
Introduction : Mick decides on 2-22-06 he needs a birthday worth writing about. Calls are made to several friends including Joe, Steve and Adam. Those three decide to join Micks party excursion into Canada. Hotel reservations are made by Adam on 2-24-06 while Mick is at work. Mick and Adam get ready and await Joe and Steve. After over 2 hours, Joe and Steve call and bail on the trip due to lack of funds and "other" reasons, which made no difference since Mick and Adam had them covered but didn't tell them haha. Oh well, they missed out big time, Adam and Mick head out with their sights on the Niagara Falls border. This trip was full of firsts for Mick. First time in Canada since he could remember, first stay at a 5 star hotel, first casino, first gentleman's club, first stage and lap dances, first martini.
Main Event : Adam gets some gas and they start the trip, on a very nice night for being the middle of winter. They have no idea what glory awaits them not but 2 hours ahead. Halfway to Canada they stop at a service area along the thruway to eat at the BK Lounge. Mick's sights someone he thinks he knows who later turned out to be a good friend of his brothers, Sean. Sorry man didn't know it were you. This had to be the worst Burger King ever. All white people and one Asian ran it. Mick learns that white people and Asians are slow and don't know what they are doing when it comes to fast food. To the people who say black and Puerto Rican people are slow and lazy, go to an all white restaurant and see what happens. After what seems like an eternity, they receive their order, before the 2 groups of people who ordered ahead of them and get back on the road. Shortly after, the Canadian border is in sight. Mick and Adam easily get through the border guards and look for their hotel, probably due to Adam's badge.
Adam drives to a hotel across from the Casino. No way Adam had made reservations here, Mick thought. This is a 5 star Hilton Hotel with a walkway connecting to the casino itself. Adam says that this is their place and grabs a bellboy to bring in the luggage and gets valet parking. Adam had decided to take this trip in style. The casino across the street is beautiful. Look for the pictures in the PICTURES section of the site. In front of the casino was a large fountain unlike one Mick had even seen. After making it to their room, having to trample over a bunch of ruffians who thought the Hilton hallways were a playground, they prepared for the night out, dressing to impress the women.
It is time, first stop the casino. Once again having to maneuveur around the heathans like a fighter ace in WW2, the two find the walkway on the 3rd floor and cross over into the gorgeous casino. The place looked amazing. Mick never seeing anything like this was in awe of all the flashing lights, game tables and machines and beautiful girls. There was a dance club and poker tournament to the left, straight ahead was the roulette, and blackjack tables and on the right was the slot/video machines and best of all, the bar. Time for some drinks. This bartender upset Mick as she did not how to make a SoCo and lime shooter. Mick asked for the ingredients and taught the bartender how to make the drink. Having made it into a triple shot, Mick happily paid the bartender for the cost of a single shooter. She didn't know the difference, what a steal. Adam showed Mick around to the different tables explaining some of the games and how the betting works. They try their luck with some video poker. Mick does great, he doubles his money, Adam starts out bad but comes back near the end. Figuring he would keep winning, Mick continues betting until he lost all money he put in. Being the poor bastards they are, the two decide to leave the casino and check out the hotel bar on the top floor. As they begin to leave the casino, security starts running past them out to guard the entrances. Someone is screwed Mick thought. They proceed outside to see a cop car pull in to block the other side of the entrance. This continues till 6 cars and 8 officers arrive. Somebody is spending lots of time in Canadian prison. Not wanting to stand around and wait to see what is happening, they go to the hotel bar and get martinis. This was Adam and Mick's first martini. It was good but nothing special. It was made of gin however, which Mick found out is another weakness of his. It's funny how differently various types of alcohol effect you. It is time for some real fun they decide. What is Canada known for besides hockey? It's gentleman's clubs. Funny how they are called that as no one in there is a gentleman. Adam learns from some of the hotel employees, the place with the best looking girls around is at the Sundowners, which was not but 3 miles away.
After piling into a taxi and talking to the Canadian driver who follows every single stereotype Mick has ever heard, they arrive at Sundowners. (yay for free advertisement--THIS PLACED OWNED, I recommend it to men and women alike, especially women). They walk in and Adam has a waitress bring them some beers. Beer there is around $7 Canadian, we found out later that they sell on average 100,000 bottles in a month's time. I think I know my future business. There are some beautiful dancers on the floor but nowhere to sit. They move to the back looking for a table and find out there is another floor. This floor was great; it wasn't as wide open and had some places to sit. Micks eyes fall upon the dancer who is one of the hottest if not the hottest woman he has ever seen. Some women sitting down are spotted so Mick and Adam sit down next to them. They announce themselves as lesbians which Mick figures is a way of saying they are not interested in him. This thought is proven wrong as two of the girls started making out with each other and then went on to the stage to get some special xxx treatment from the dancer. Well that was just amazing to watch, Mick had no idea Canadian clubs were like this. The next few hours consisted of Mick going on stage with $1 in his mouth, once with $2 in his mouth which Adam thought of and the dancer loved, and lots of drinking while watching lesbians make out. The girl Mick thought was one of the hottest he had ever seen, found Adam and Mick and convinced Mick into a lap dance, which Adam bought for him. This wasn't very hard for the girl to do. It was Mick's first lap dance and was enjoyed very much, Adam is thanked for the lovely dance. The girl said she had made it extra special since it was Micks first dance and his birthday. He was told to remember the girl's name. Mick did not remember anything that was said once her clothes came off so the name was instantly forgotten, she was talking to a wall. Mick went on stage a few more times and really realized the value of a dollar. This made Mick think about those phone commercials where they say, look how much $1 will get you. Forget that, $1 in Canada has much greater value. Talking to Adam, Mick coaxes him on stage and he received a great show for a dollar. The girl did a job on him.
A few more drinks and dances later those horrible words "last call" were said. The dancers were like fiends trying to make more money before the night was over. So many women came up to Mick and Adam suggesting dances, Mick felt like a teen again. The attention was just like when he drove around in the Firebird. Mick bought Adam and himself a table dance and then bought Adam a lap dance. While Adam was receiving his dance, Mick was left alone at his table, this got the attention of many of the women who immediately came over and tried sucking more money out of him. Mick talked to them for a bit but once they figured out he wasn't gonna spend money, most of them left. Enjoying his dance, Adam returned to the table with a huge smile on his face. Adam was pleased, it was nice to see the huge smile on his face. That was enough women for one night, they proceeded back to the hotel and Mick passed out in his bed. Canada has moved up a few notches in my book.
This was my first serious junior high school fight. I got my ass kicked but it makes a good story! Here's how it went down. It was a busy time in the school year. Everyone was stressed out from this project at the time called Lassa. This project consisted of lots of work, both writing and research. Mick and Kevin were good friends at the time but the stress of the project and the sabotaging of each other's work caused tentsions to rise. On the day on the "incident", Mick and Kevin were at each others throats throughout the entire day. Many insults such as the many mama jokes were made as well as throwing of pens at each other and Kevin's Lassa folder across the room. Lunchtime came up and seemed like a good time to cool down but it wasn't. Mick and Kevin as well as the rest of their group sat at the same table and most of the lunch period consisted of food throwing, cheesy french fries put in Kevin's binder and lots more mama jokes. Lunch ended and Mick and his best friend at the time James, were walking to their next class with Kevin struggling behind them with his huge backpack. Mick remembered hearing a siren outside earlier and thought up which sounds really lame now, an amazing mama joke. "I hope all of Kevin's mom's dildos didn't burn in that fire earlier"! It was said, James was laughing his as off but as they continued to walk to class, you could hear the sound of the last thread of self-control in Kevin's head snap. Kevin proceeded to charge into Mick's back, grabbed him by the neck and punched Mick 4 or 5 times straight to the nose. This was an unexpected shock, as Mick did not think Kevin had the balls to hurt a fly. As soon as Mick figured out what had happened he elbowed Kevin in the stomach, pushed him to the side and landed a punch on Kevin's ear. The damage had been done, Micks nose was bleeding more than when his friend Joe Adams, sister had her period in the cafeteria. After just about 10 seconds of fighting Mick's shirt and the floor had blood dripping all over it. Mick's nose was thought to be broken but he wanted to make Kevin's face look like his. He went to go after Kevin but James not wanting to see either of his friends hurt grabbed Mick and forced him to walk down to the nurses office. As Mick walked to the nurse all the girls passing by were seduced by Mick's beaten up puppy dog face. But there was no time to talk! Mick's nose could be broken and had a trail of blood leaving the scene of the battle. James and Mick arrived at the office and talked to the nurse. Mick's only treatment was a small tissue to catch the dripping blood. How the hell did this lady become a nurse I could be bleeding to death and all I'm given is a tissue! The nurse told Mick his nose wasn't broken and asked what had happened. Thinking fast Mick waved to James for silence and explained to the nurse that he was walking down the hall minding his own business when Kevin came out of nowhere, jump on Mick's back and proceeded to assault his face. Further explaining, Mick told the nurse he had no idea what incited the attack and did not proceed to fight back. Telling the nurse this was ingenious! The principal suspended Kevin for 3 days almost causing him to fail Lassa, and did not give Mick anything but a slap on the wrist since he supposedly didn't fight back! Mick somehow got into a fight in school and did not even receive a detention, victory!
Before I get into this story you need to know some background. At the time of this story I was 19, currently dating and for some stupid reason, I remained faithful to this girl who we will call "Melle", I had a few chances to get with other girls, some who you will read about in this story. This is a big regret of mine and I should've cheated, oh well. This was my first time meeting the sexy group of girls named TGS (The Teen Girl Squad) and one I will never forget. I heard we (posse) were going to be hanging out with these girls a few days before and what I was told is this, "These girls said they are going to make you completely forget about your girlfriend". Wow sounded good to me, I was gonna remain faithful I thought but I might be pushing the boundaries. Somehow my girl at the time heard about this, and what came outta my mouth next is extremely stupid but funny. I asked her "How mad would you be if I cheated on you?" This was followed up by silence so I said something even dumber "So is it ok then? You would forgive me?" Sh*t I couldn't believe I said that, big mistake. This seemed to upset Melle greatly; I received no sex for days. I had to go to this party though; I had heard many great rumors on the hotness of TGS members and what happens at their parties. This is how the night went down.
Friday rolls around and Mick couldn't be happier. The plan is to pick up Mike (former Posse applicant) and pre-game at 8'balls (Joe) place in Pittsford. They make it out to Pittsford and meet Joe and Steve for a few drinks until the girls call. We are informed that the girls wanted some more guys to come over but they were going to bail so it was just going to be the 3 posse members and Mike with 5 TGS members. Joe is given directions to one of girl's houses and we are told to bring bathing suits for the hot tub. Apparently these girls didn't realize it was winter and there was snow on the ground or they are hard-core partiers. Mick thought shit there's almost no doubt that I'm gonna end up cheating on my girlfriend tonight, maybe I just wont go in the hot tub. The mint 4 hop into Mick's Mustang (sadly the Firebird got traded in for a 95 Mustang, the Mustang had it's perks such as a better sound system, power doors and locks but it's looks were inferior indeed) and proceed to the TGS residence. It was dark out, the roads were slippery, Mick had a couple drinks in him, the Mustang sucks in the snow, Joe give bad directions, but somehow they make it alive to the TGS house. It is time for the FUN!
This girl has a nice house, damn everybody in Pittsford for being rich and living better than Mick. They all get out of the car and walk around to the back of the house. Then out of nowhere WHAM Mick's eyes could not believe the feast that lay ahead of him. Not only were there 3 gorgeous girls in their bikinis in the hot tub, there was also 2 other girls on the porch next to the hot tub with bottles of liquor all over the place. What a dream come true Mick thought, who cares if these girls are young, they are hot and cool. Mick walks up to the hot tub to be introduced to the ladies. They swim over towards Mick and Joe introduces them, Mick dons a huge smile, as there are 3 beautiful girls in tiny bikinis talking to him. The cold air caused the hot tub to smoke, which made these girls "smoking hot". Mick introduced himself to the 2 other girls, one of them was gross and the other he knew from before. It was Tom's ex! Mick had partied with her before at Joe's place, she knew Mick and his girlfriend, she must've been the sly vixen who said Mick would forget all about his girlfriend that night. Tom's ex made Mick a mixed drink of JD (Micks arch enemy) and coke. The other girl went up to Joe and started chatting him up. Mike and Steve as well as one of the girls from the hot tub "blonde" came out for some drinks as well. This girl was the hottest of them all. She was tall, blonde, skinny and had perfect size boobs for her body and was already drunk, WOW, what a great situation to be in. She bounced over to the table and took a shot of JD. Mick looked at her chest and thoughts of cheating raced through his head, "oh well me and my girl had a good run" he thought. Joe and the other girl disappeared into the house; damn Joe was already getting lucky. That left Mick, Mike and Steve with 4 girls, good odds. The remaining girls all went into the hot tub and the guys just stood around it chatting them up. Blonde proceeds to come up with a proposition that Mick and everyone else there will probably never forget. "Anything one of you guys takes off, we will take off, so if you take off your shirt, we will all go topless." WHY THE HELL I DID NOT PROCEED WITH THIS SH*T AND CHEAT ON MY GIRL I DO NOT KNOW. If I could go back I would've taken everything off and hopped in that tub.
Then something horrible happened, another group of guys maybe 3-5 of them showed up, a couple better looking than Mick. Oh well, Mick thought, I didn't want to cheat on my girl anyway, this will help keep me from doing anything stupid. WRONG. Mick disappears from the party for a minute to grab a couple drinks for himself. Mick looks out back toward the party and see his brave buddy Mike strip down to his boxers and hop into the hot tub. What a man, take one for the team! 3 bikini tops immediately after were tossed on the ground. Blonde clearly drunk and horny, came out of the tub and ran over to Mick bouncing in all her topless glory and gave him a hug leaving 2 wet boob marks on Micks shirt. She grabbed a drink of something and went back out to the tub, Mick followed. In the short few minutes that Mick was grabbing a few drinks the scene changed greatly. The girls were all topless in the tub with Mike and some guy from the other crew in there with them. The alpha male of the other group started to feel up blonde who had asked him to keep her boobs warm for her. Well Mick wasn't gonna end up cheating which was good and bad he thought. Those two disappeared in the house, which Joe and the other girl were still in. Damn I didn't think Joe could last that long Mick thought, probably cause the girl wasn't hot. Mick and Steve chatted up with some of the other guys while the 5 in the tub were sucking at each other's faces. I never saw Mike so happy as when he got to switch up making out with 2 of the girls in the tub. The guy from the other crew in the tub was a complete jackass. He kept trying to kiss or touch one of the girls and they would back away in disgust and he wouldn't get the idea that he was an ugly douche. Out of the blue Steve and this guy, 2 clearly talentless white guys, started to rap battle each other. The other guy was way to wasted and clearly lost but would not stop trying to rap until he had to take a piss that he did off of the deck right next to the hot tub onto someone's shoes who were probably his. Mike was all over Tom's ex and the 2 other girls were chatting up with me completely ignoring f*ckface. Steve and one of the other kids "Jimmy" were busy talking about what they know best. After getting a couple more drinks Mick noticed Steve had disappeared apparently mad about Mike with Tom's ex (see the page of sketchyness about Steve). The rest of the scene was the same, Mike was in all his glory being exactly were Mick should've been if he wasn't so stupid, and the other guy trying to get action and getting ignored or pushed away. Suddenly there was a big crash and some laughter, here comes topless blonde back from her escapades running out to leave more boob marks on Mick's chest! Blonde proceed to stand right in front of Mick and bent over taking off her bikini bottom, Mick couldn't help but grab her ass as she giggled. These girls were clearly younger but the only part of Mick that would've objected to this was drowned in alcohol. Blonde whose future in life could be scene that night, got on top the tub and started to do some stripper dances. Mick grabbed a seat and sat right under her getting an amazing view. After some more drinking and flirting the party started to die down. The group of other guys left and the girls made their way out of the hot tub. This was the first time Mick got a glimpse of the full bodies of 2 of the girls, simply amazing. One of the girls decided to stand in front of Mick and take of her bottom bikini revealing a tiny thong and a mind blowing view. She proceeded to dry off and put some clothes on as well did some of the other girls. Little did she know that her boob was completely hanging out of her top but Mick wasn't about to tell her. It looked good and it was funny because she didn't know.
Blonde craving more attention came up behind Mick and gave him a return ass grab from earlier and started chatting. This is were Mick mentioned not only that he was currently dating which is why he was so mellow all night but also that he owned a Mustang. You could hear the cracking noise as all of the girls in the vicinity suddenly snapped to attention. Blonde was especially turned on, after Mick had mention the Stang her jaw dropped. Younger girls are just too easy to impress. We all moved inside of the house were we found out that we had to be quiet as the girls Mom was sleeping upstairs. Jesus I couldn't believe this girl would have this many people over while her mom was home, how daring. Miss Blonde sat down in a wooden chair and instructed Mick to stand behind her. Her hands wandered onto Mick. "Uh oh" Mick thought, "if I just stand here and put up no resistance nor encourage her it isn't cheating." Blonde's hand that was resting on his stomach slowly went downward into his pants onto his member. Mick didn't know how old she was but just incase he ingeniously thought of a way out, he quietly whispered "please stop". Mick had asked the girl to stop, it's not his fault if the girl didn't hear him. Blonde grabbed Mick's arm with her other hand and FORCED (Mick was not moving as so he wasn't cheating) his hand onto her chest. Hey these feel alot better than my girlfriends Mick thought aloud to himself. The blonde hearing about Mick's girlfriend again and wanting to prove she was better started to have alot more fun in Mick's pants much to Mick's happiness, as he wasn't cheating. In his mind at least. Mick and blonde then noticed that most of the people in the kitchen were watching them. Damn that is alot of witnesses and they probably didn't hear Mick say stop either. After a bit more caressing between the two, Joe and the only girl finally came out of the bedroom. Joe denies having sex and said he fell asleep but we all know better! Tom's ex decides that since the sun is rising and her mom is getting up soon its time for everyone to leave. Everyone says their goodbyes and Joe and Mike go out to Mick's car while he stays and talks to the girls a little bit more. Mick talking to the girls says he's sorry he didn't get in the tub with the girls. One of them said "Yeah it's too bad we thought you were cute", while blonde says "yeah, I would've f*cked you." Mick ashamed with himself hugs the girls, kisses blonde and walks back to his car thinking how stupid he was for not cheating. Not remembering who drove, they end up back at Joe's and pass out. The following morning Mick flies over to his girlfriend's house and coaxes her into letting him have sex with her. Sadly Mick's being faithful to the girl was worthless as she ended up cheating on him after probably hearing what really went down that night. Oh well we all have regrets, that's my story and it was still a great time.
There I am at customer service bored out of my mind when one of the store employees runs up to me laughing. They tell me they will cover for me and to go see what happened in the break room. I'm curious so I start to walk toward the back of the store where the break room is. I heard a crash and see the assistant manager "Rick" flying out of his office toward the break room. You could see Rick's hair falling out as he ran to the break room. His chrome dome was glowing with sweat. He was in a state of total panic, His fight or flight instinct had clicked in full gear. I begin to run to the break room to see what has happened. As I enter the break room I heard some crunching noises under my feet. Holy sh*t there is glass all over the place. The two managers are standing there looking pissed off and panicked, the other employees are laughing. I look over to my friend "Forty". He is covered in the shards of plexiglas, which also coated the entire floor. I then realized what was wrong.
The plexiglas window on the vending machine had been shattered. Apparently, an employee named "Buffet" had her M&M's stuck in the machine. Forty had decided to come to her rescue. He bashed into the machine shoulder first a few times trying to get the M&M's down. Well, he tried too hard and Forty had crashed through into the vending machine completely shattering the glass. "Buffet" grabbed the M&M's and left Forty in there to bleed to death. She got what she wanted if forty died it was no matter to her. The kid had glass all over himself and some minor cuts. He had to leave work and shower to get the pieces of glass out of his hair and body. He came back to work later and was still pulling shards of the machine out of himself. After the managers sent Forty home to shower, Rick went to go get tape while the other manager guarded the machine, giving us dirty looks knowing we would rob the machine of all its Doritos. Rick tapes up the machine and the managers leave the break room. My friend "Simp" who was in there with me comments, "I feel bad for the vending machine guy, first off, because he's a vending machine guy". The entire break room gets a good laugh at this. Not liking Rick at all, I decided to torment him. I grabbed a marker and wrote on his piece of art he had made of the vending machine. I wrote things such as "glass pane was here 8/8/05", "we only took a couple things", and "Vending Machine, By Rickchard". (I changed his name to Rickchard instead of Rick or Richard because it sounded cooler and bothered him alot. just like our security guard Douglas, whom Mick dubbed Douglace). Later on Rickchard came into the break room with the vending machine guy and see's this writing. I almost got fired after Rick cried to the other managers, as well as Forty who got written up for destroying the machine.