Personal Biography's of Posse members.
Mike (former applicant) being thrown into the HQ pool
Biography of Steve (Steve-O)
*22 years old
*Cleanly shaven bald (nicknamed the new soup nazi) blue eyes increase this name calling
*Master of toking up
*Very sketchy individual
*Most drank beer-Heineken
*Ex-girl friend impregnated by an unknown source.
*Fan of The Niche----link needed
*Dates women of legal age
*Part of the SC crew
Known Achievements
1.Being alive to this date
2.Soloed a 12 of Heineken while playing beer pong
3.Slept with Bob's youngest sister
4.Owned by a waitress at TGI Fridays. Denied his drinking of all alcoholic content due to expired license. Occurance time: New Years Eve '05.
Biography of Tom (Pink/Nova)
*22 years old
*Plays WoW
*Resides in the headquaters
*Student at Hoffstra
*Will not abuse beer
*Co-writer of the posse by-laws
*Beer of choice: Budwieser, Corona, Labatt Blue
Known Achievements
1.Proved his love for beer after being pushed into his very own pool at the HQ. Tom being fully submerged managed to keep the beer above water. The beer was spared, however, his $300 cell phone was lost in the incident.
2.Slept with Bob's youngest sister
3.Master drunk decorator
Biography of Mick (Mick'nt)
*22 years old
*Big fan of Tucker Max's skills and writing, Dane Cook's humor and energy.
*Favorite beers include Corona, Heineken, Labatt Ice, Molson Ice
*Creator of this website
*Part of the SC crew.
Known Achievements
1.Co-Creator of the 8 1/2 ball. Mountain Dew Red with Captain Morgans Spiced Rum.
2.Slept with Bob's sisters.
3.Undefeated in the time span of 9/5/05-10/21/05EST in beer pong. 3-5 Games played per 2-3 days a week.
4.Received special treatment from a Canadian dancer going on stage with $2 in his mouth, lesbians cheered him on.
5.Defeated Joe boxing
6.Caught Binx outside.
7.Almost died in Florida with Alex after having tainted coffee. Womens bathroom in ruins.
Biography of Joe (8 ball)
*21 years old
*Plays Everquest
*Drinks the most of all the Posse
*Lives on the lake
*Has mint boats
Known Achievements
1.Co-Creator of the 8 1/2 ball.
2.Almost slept with Bob's youngest sister.
3.Undefeated in the time span of 9/5/05-10-21/05EST in beer pong (when on Mick's team). All other games were losses.
Joe's Myspace Profile
Joe's Facebattle.com name - hellmatch76
Biography of Jesse (Bob)
*21 years old
*Plays WoW
*Student at the University of Buffalo
*Part Mexican (not confirmed but assumed based on appearance)
*Is rarely seen not eating
Known Achievements
1.Dented a tree with his dad's Eclipse. NOTE: Car totaled.
2.Slept with more of TGS (teen girl squad) than the rest of the posse.
3.Threw Mike Druzynski (former applicant) in to the headquarters pool.
Biography of Alex (FishTaco)
*22 years old
*Towers over the rest of the Posse
*Plays WoW
*Resides in the headquarters
*The Executor
*Loves to gamble
*Always buys the group drinks
Known Achievements
1.Threw a huge keg party. Keg kicked that night. Tap is MIA.
2.Slept with Bob's youngest sister.
3.One of the only posse member not to touch a TGS member
4.Survived Ireland
5.Almost died in Florida with Mick from tainted coffee. Felt heart to heart with the guy suffering in the mens room
Biography of Geoff (Brother Geoff)
*21 years old
*RIT student
*Youngest and newest member
*Plays NO online RPG's
*Part of the SC crew
*Favorite beer: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
*Shortest member of the posse: Geoff stands at a mind boggling 5'7", 5'8" lying down
*Journalist for the Reporter magazine
Known Achievements
1.Banned from Canada.
2.Slept with Bob's youngest sister.
3.Hopefully has not slept with a TGS member.
4.Defeated Joe boxing.
5.Mastered beer pong bouncing shots
6.Refused to refuse Blue Kamikaze's on New Years '06, much to his dismay