WARNING:
Do not believe or try some things this page may say (underage girls) it is to be funny and also document occasions of the posse.
-=The page of sketchyness=-
Sketchyness is everywhere. What does one do when the sketchyness becomes too great.
One must become sketchy themselves, or they will be overcome and develop scoliosis.
This is what your back looks like with scoliosis.
Notice the curvature.This is why one must become sketchy. Now there are a few ways to become sketchy.
First Way: Disappear when out with friends and return randomly between 5min-1hour. A usually response to this sketchyness is as follows.
"Where the hell have you been f**kface, your sketching me out!"
If this response or something close to it has been achieved then you have accomplished.
Example: Steve (a 21 yr old with his head shaven bald for example) says he's going outside for a cigarette, 30 minutes later he comes back with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. This makes you think, wtf that kid is sketchy, where the hell has he been I thought he was smoking a cigarette and its not even lit yet. Steve has succeeded. This has been done on numberous occasions by Steve IRL.
First Way.5: This is an addition to the first way but it can also be done on its own. Never Let others know what you've been doing or where you've been lately.
Example: Steve walks inside with his unlit cigarette and a big smile on his face. Tom asks Steve as above " Where the f**k have you been man its been 30 minutes and you havent even lit up yet." This is where Steve thinks to himself, haha but i have been lighting up. This is why you must always assume a missing person has been toking up
Steves response to Tom is "nowhere man I just was catching some fresh air".
Note: notice how Steve gives no information on what he was doing and even worse, he acts even sketchier by saying he went out for air. What kind of 21 year old smoker actually enjoys going out for fresh air I ask you? NONE, that is why Steve's actually succeeded in 3 different ways. He disappears, returns 30 minutes later not saying a thing about what he's been doing (strong smell of reefer coming from Steve is great) and he acts odd by mentioning he wanted air.
Before we continue let it be known that Bob likes underage women.(this is sketchy in itself) As well as look Mexican, shuns showers.
Bob owned at Fridays--Bob says I had a good white russian about a week ago. Mick's response " how old was she 15, 16?" Bahah own3d! MAN DOWN
Second Way: Date or mate with an underage girl.
Example: Bob
Second Way.5: Deny all accusations of being with an underage girl no matter how much proof there is.
Example: Yel says on AIM "Bob mated with me on 1/14/04 at 11:05 pm Eastern Standard time and I have pictures and Bob's social security to prove it". When Bob is confronted on this situation, his response is as follows "I wasn't even near her that night, I was doing school work"
Note: Bob has never been seen doing any schoolwork outside of class. It is a known lie the second is comes out of his mouth and is indeed sketchy he came up with such an excuse. If shown pictures of the encounter, deny being there again, destroy pictures asap.
Third way: Tell friends to their face that their sisters are hot.
Example: Mick walks up to Bob and says " Dude I want to tap your sister, shes got a crazy rack on her, she 18 yet?" Since Bob is about the same size as Mick, Bob's response which is lame due to playing WoW is along the lines of "Shut up man, im trying to PK this gimp shaman." Mick was successful.
Example: Mick cowers in fear behind the couch and says to Alex who is playing WoW as well "Alex I find your sister rather attractive and I would like to reproduce with her". Alex replies with a simple "WTF". By the time Alex looks over to Mick's location, Mick has leaped over the kitchen table and out to the garage where beer can be held hostage. Mick has succeeded, however, Mick's life may be in danger until the behemoth forgets what was said to him. Estimated time before he forgets thanks to WoW: 3 min.
Note: Be sure whoever you say this to you can either A: kick their ass or B: run faster than. NEVER say this to someone who is alot bigger and stronger than you especially in a confined area.
Third way.5: Tell friends to their face that their mothers are hot (works better when you are really serious).
While this one may be harder to survive, accomplishing it will make you look very sketchy to others in the vicinity. Remember sketchyness can prevent scoliosis (this hasn't been proven, scoliosis can get worse due to numberous beatings either from friends or underage girls fathers).
Example: Mick's eyes catch a glimpse of a photo of Bob's mom in a bikini taken some years ago. "Damn dude your mom is actually hotter than your little sister". Those words escape Mick's mouth as a look of rage comes across Jesse's(Bob's) mug. To prevent possible fist contact to his face Mick thinks fast and adds "Nah I'm just kidding, your sister isn't really little". The comment stuns Bob and Mick makes his escape. Mick has succeeded in two ways, calling both Jesse's sister and mom hot. Nearby people look at Mick in awe at the feat that was just accomplished before their very eyes. Bob's pride is ruined, others look down on him for days.
More Ways to become sketchy coming soon. Special thanks to the posse for the ideas as most of this is true.
