The Man, The Myth, The Legend
This is the official site of Mick and the Posse.
How can one be so great you may ask?
What adventures have Mick and/or the Posse been on this weekend?
Has Joe ever beaten Mick at beer pong?
Is Jesse really Mexican?
Can we meet up with the Posse?
These questions and more answered!
Mick is a 22-year-old sketchy individual. Many have met Mick but not many have seen the real Mick who tends to be seen most after a night of drinking. Unusually dumb and or funny events happen during this time as Mick's conscience is altered and brain cells are being destroyed. Some great ways to get Mick to this state are saying you can beat him at beer pong, SoCo and Lime shots, Captain Morgan's and any soda mixed drinks. Note: Jack Daniels and vodka will not get Mick to this point, JD will put Mick into a state of complete stupidity which entails no reasonable thought, violent behavior and a night of Mick hugging the toilet. If you decide to buy Mick a drink anything with JD or Vodka it is considered a slap in the face. As Jesse's sister can tell you, the fastest way into Mick's pants is beer pong with side shots of SoCo and lime. Mick is possibly one of the best beer pong players known to man. His undefeated time span during last falls season was uncanny and stunned many. Two alcoholic females eventually ended his streak. A sad way to see the streak end but the crowd that witnessed the upset put most of the blame on Mick's teammate, Joe. Mick rebounded the following game by making 7 of 7 throws while Joe stayed in his losing streak and missed every shot. This couldn't make up for the loss though as Mick's fans lost faith in him that night until the shot heard round the beer pong world occurred. In a feat of pure amazing skill (Much like the time Mick turned his back to a dart board and threw a bull's-eye) Mick turned his back to the table, tossed the ball back over his head and into the final cup of the opposing team. This shot could very well be "the shot" that brings Mick his future fame. More on beer pong in the beer pong section. Mick is a member of a tight crew known only as the posse. The posse currently consists of 6 members. During the summer months and breaks from school, the posse gathers. Much drinking and feasting happen at these gatherings. Like the posse in Pittsford there is another group known as TGS (The Teen Girl Squad). As you can see by the name most if not all of these girls is underage. This is prime territory for the posse member known as Bob, who will not admit to it but has probably gotten more action from TGS than any posse member over the years. Fishtaco being the gentleman he is, as far as we know, has not touched a TGS girl. Incidents between the posse and TGS can be found in the Mick/posse event tracker section. As said above Mick is a sketchy individual. You may ask, "What exactly is sketchy"? The definition as sketchy is all but impossible to define, it can mean many things. There are many different types of sketchy. Steve is known to be the sketchyest posse member. If one would like to read more on sketchyness or how to become sketchy please refer to the page of sketchyness.
Mick in a strikingly gay looking pose, in Canada before hitting the Casino and Gentleman's club
There are many reasons why Mick is famous. Mick is not to be confused with Mike who is Mick's polite side, usually found in the workplace. One of Mick's greatest claims to fame was his amazing self customized '90 Firebird. The car was the envy of many who saw it. The girls seeing Mick driving the car wanted to be with him and the guys wanted to be him. The Firebird was a beautiful bright red accentuated with gold highlights custom painted by Mick. Red and gold seems like a horrible combination of colors until you see it for yourself. The car also consisted of a full chrome exhaust and silver painted rims. With the t-tops off Mick became the love of many women and it wasn't uncommon he was asked to give rides. This proved to Mick in his early years that women could want a guy due to his car alone.
In one incident which left his best friend at the time in awe, Mick drove up to a store known as Amens and parked his car in front of 3 blazing hot chicks. Mick proceeded to step out of the car, walked past the girls giving them a half smile/half I wanna f**k you look and into Amens to find his friend. Mick found his friend and let him know about the girls outside. Mick's friend known as Schenk knew one of the girls whom were outside eyeing Mick's car as if they were trying to seduce it. Mick brought his friend out with him past the girls to his car as to show the girls he was safe since they had a common friend. As Mick walked back towards his car and proceeded to say to his friend "catch you later at the party", the girls started to undress Mick with their eyes. Upon receiving this look, Mick smiles at the vixens again and said "hey" as he hopped into the Firebird through the open t-tops. A move learned straight from Hollywood, as is much of Mick's personality due to television and videogames destroying any imagination that had formed. The dominant of the females "brunette" ran up to the car and asked Mick if she and her friends could go for a ride. Their destination, the school right next door. Mick stunned by the beauty of the girl, gazed at her chest and said ok. The girl proceeded to jump up in joy drawing Mick's gaze again to her chest as she called her friends over. The Firebird started with an eardrum-shattering but beautiful sounding series of revs. Mick's "penis extension"-Frankie's term, had fully wowed the ladies. The girls seductively "ass first" entered Mick's car and proceeded with minor chitchat such as names and age which Mick cared nothing about. Mick looked over to his friend and nodded with a don't you wish you were me look and floored the car into reverse across the parking lot, slammed on the brakes and then pulled up to the road. As Mick turned and gazed into brunettes eyes he said "hold on" and burned out from Amens parking lot, down the road and into the school next door which was their destination. The girls obviously turned on and in full I want to sleep with Mick mode, screamed in joy as Mick and the Firebird tore through the school parking lot in front of their friends. They reached the main entrance at the school and Mick stopped to talk to the girls some more. Brunette grabbed Mick's arm, looked deep into his eyes and said she had left her folder back at Amens. The response out of Mick's mouth was just a grunt as his brain wasn't in control of his actions anymore. They drove back towards Amens slowly as so A: Everyone could see Mick with 3 gorgeous chicks in his Firebird and B: The girls wanted to be seen with Mick in a Firebird. Upon arriving next to Amens, Mick stupidly didn't ask for a phone number as Brunette and the 2 blondes stepped out of the car slowly being sure to stick out their asses as they stood up to please Mick. The girls waved goodbye and ran back over to Amens sitting back down where Mick had found them. Mick craving more attention, turns his radio on full volume, playing Eminem, burned out once again out of the school parking lot and disappeared into the early afternoon sun. During this great feat, Mick realized he had, had 3 hot chicks in the palm of his hand and didn't ask for a phone number, invite them to hang out or remember all but one of their names. NO PROBLEM Mick thought. If I ignore them they would only want me more. This seemed to be true as Mick later ran into the 2 blondes at an amusement park but that is another story and has nothing to do with Mick's fame.
Sadly his friend's sister and her friends stole all but one picture of Mick's Firebird. Ever more sadly is the fact that not only were the pictures stolen but also the pictures of Mick and his Firebird were cut apart leaving only Micks face. Why did they keep the pictures of my face and cut the car out of the picture! I would rather have my face cut out of the picture of the car! Mick at this point then realized his fame had grown above and beyond his car. The car had become no longer needed to draw in female attention. More stories on Mick and how he became famous*-Not really, probably the only lie on this site and stories of Mick with his friends in the Stories section and Mick/posse events section.
Posse Message board |
Mick's True Stories |
Posse By-Laws |
Posse Biographies |
The page of Sketchyness |
Mick/Posse Event Tracker |
Beer Pong |
Pictures |