Mick and Posse Events. Past, Present and Future

Who is currently in Rochester

Mick, Tom, Geoff, Steve (Joe too if Conesus counts)

Future Events

No big events in the works

Past Get togethers

Mick's 23rd part II, DEVIL'S NIGHT

Parties involved: Mick, Geoff, Tom, Sam, Jesse, Liz

Time of occurence -Feb 24th 2007-

This was the second night of partying in celebration of my 23rd birthday. The last few days of people and events just built up and helped make this night awesome. I will start from our dinner at Fridays as much of the day was spent recovering. Geoff, Sam, Bob and myself arrived at Fridays which had a 45 minute wait. We decided to bypass the wait and sit at the bar. Geoff and myself, still recovering from the night before, reluctantly bought drinks.(As I wrote that last line, I burst out laughing thinking, that would've been so funny if I said this word for word, out loud while we were at the bar). Note: Before arriving at Fridays, I had advised all parties that Devil's Springs was the drink of choice tonight. Knowing this, buying drinks at the bar was almost as painful as the hangover the following day.

While sitting with our drinks, two cute girls sat across from me and Jesse. (One was Asian. We all know Asians instinctively hate me. I decided to experiment and use Bob as an out). Upon finishing drinking my liquid confidence, I proceeded my make a trip to their side of the bar. Right from the start, this approach was awry. I KNEW I was destined for rejection but I went anyway, partly cause the other girl was hot. On my way there, I stubbed my foot on a chair and crashed into some little kid. I gathered myself, told the father I was sorry and continued walking. Not knowing if they saw this, I went to the restroom to take a leak and regain my composure. I looked in the mirror and thought I was the coolest guy ever. I don't know what happened but my inner repressed confidence just shot out. The rest of the approach however was way off. Another note: I am being so descriptive of this approach because this should've been embarassing but it was funny as hell. There they are with their backs to me at the bar, time to say hi.

I very sneakily, come out behind them, put my hands on their shoulders and loudly said "Hey Ladies!" They jumped at the sudden invasion of personal space and loud noise. I tried to hold in my laugh but I couldn't. It was then I realized I forgot what I was going to say to them. After that realization, I remember I hadn't planned out anything to say. I introduced myself and said I came over to ask them a question. A quick "what" came from the non-Asians mouth. Pausing, I got close to her face and looked aorund at her hair. "What" said the Asian. "Your friend, the light, it's very deceiving". A second "what" came from the girl. I couldn't help but laugh as I made eye contact with Jesse from across the bar.
"I thought you were a redhead, my friend loves redheads, he is going to be disappointed".
"Sorry I'm a brunette".
"You think I should tell him you have red highlights at least?"
"What friend are you talking about".
(Sorry Bob lol)..."The Mexican looking one across the way".
"I don't care".
I looked over at innocent Jesse and laughed as I knew he would've gotten a kick out of that joke. I said something along the lines of, "we are disappointed" and left them to eat. No parties said goodbye. Neither girl made eye contact with me or Jesse again for the rest of the meal. Tom balla style showed up with this girl Liz while I was over there. At the same time, I pretended Sam was my girlfriend to see what kind of reaction the girls would give. (Sam loved these few minutes and even tried to kiss me or give a handjob, to prove our status) Note: Previous sentence may be a lie, roles may have been reversed.

After Fridays, the Devil's Night ingredients had to be bought. I went into a drug in search of them and found a cashier to play with. I decided instead of looking for everything myself, she could do it for me. She first led me to get a hand tote and then over to the Powerade. After that she left, so I went back to her for assistance with the Red Bull packs. She left again, so I went back to her to find the single packs of Red Bull. I had no more ingredients to find nor nothing else to say to her so I cashed out. I explained the drink to the two cashiers who where just appauled at how cool I was. It is time for the game!

We get to the Blue Cross Arena and Bob is in the wrong lane to get into the parking garage. We mock Bob ripping apart his self-esteem and self-worth slowly till it turns out his mistake actually got us into the Arena quicker. Jesse had come through despite the cultural differences. We had a minor discussion as to if we would actually be able to sneak the Death Mix into the arena. We decided to only try to sneak two Powerades worth of mix which equalled about 6 shots or technically 12. One of was in my leather coat and Bob of Geoff took the other in. Not knowing if any cameras spotted us, I was very sketched out standing in line buying tickets when security was eyeing us. Maybe they were just checking out Sam I dunno but it was awkward. We made it to our seats. I pulled out the Devil's Night. The second birthday night had officially commenced.

The Death Mix did not take long to hit me. I did a quick scan of my area for possible fights and possible chicks to bang. None of either. Damn. There were soe tools in front of us and I decided to test their faith. Rochester was winning and I wanted a good game. "Fuck Rochester!! Why don't you assholes go eat some gargabe plates and fuck your sisters you inbreds!" I said something along those lines and got nasty looks by nearly everyone around. I think Sam told me to shut up, and the kid in the row in front of me was horrified and later moved from my presence. Geoff spotted cheerleaders. It is time to go talked to them and get pictures we though. We walked around the stadium and found a hot blonde and a black cheerleader. Before talking to them I looked at Geoff, my wingman looked ready. Much like Fridays earlier I came up between them and shouted "Hey ladies!". Attempting to keep my eyes on their faces, I told them it was my birthday and asked if I could get a picture. I posed with them while Geoff took the picture. One of them had that fucking hot stripped perfume on and I was almost seduced instantly. They wished me a happy birthday and such while me and Geoff happily walked away. Easily amused some might say or maybe me and Geoff just love women.

"Uh oh" says Geoff.

"Shit what" I said.

"The picture is blurry". Geoff had failed me.

Quickly thinking, I said "Let's get another picture"

"I don't know"

I think I said, "It's fine they won't care, plus the black girl naturally wants to have sex with me".

We walked back to the girls. I went up to them and told them the camera man failed and we needed another picture. They gave Geoff a comforting sexy smile and posed for another picture (facebook). Right after the picture I was violated and had a perfect chance to pick up a cheerleader but I walked away after a short discussion. This was my only regret for the night as it would've been great to tell everyone I picked up a Knighthawks cheerleader. Oh well, there is always high school cheerleaders. The job was accomplished, me and Geoff went back to our seats to watch more of the game and drink some more DN. We talked to the kids in front of us and learned they were from Pittsford. I told them I was from Fairport. (For those of you who do not know, the Fairport-Pittsford rivally is like the blood-crips.) None of them said anything, only one of my companions who told me to shut up. I've heard that alot this night. The Arizona Sting actually had taken the lead. I decided to mentally and emotionally attack the goalie while he was attacked physically on the field. I tried to get a chant going with the group behind us but I turned out to be the only one chanting.

After half time, we went out in search of beer (our DN was gone) and more cheerleaders for pictures. After getting beer, we found a jackpot of 5 or 6 cheerleaders, one of the a hot black cheerleader. This time without even hesitating I went in and asked them for a picture. I again stood between a black chick and a blonde chick. The other girls didn't know where to stand and one of them asked "Do you want to go down." I laughed and only the blonde seemed to know why as she slapped my arm. We took a great picture, said our goodbyes and sadly, left the girls to do their jobs. Upon coming back we should the picture to the crew. Sam made fun of us and called us Middle-schoolers with good reason. But she does not understand the appeal of 5 cheerleaders. I headed to take a leak and on the way there yelled "What's the matter Atwood? Got sand in your vagina? Why don't you go back to Arizona and make a sand castle you piece of shit." I don't think he heard me but his pride and self worth would've been diminished.

Upon leaving the bathroom I saw two blonde girls. For some reason I called Geoff to ask if he thought they were underage. They stopped and I walked by them I said "Sorry your too young for me" and kept walking. They looked at each other and shrugged it off. There was a hot older woman with her husband near the cheerleader hangout. I went inbetween them and asked them if they knew where the cheerleaders went (I was looking for that first blonde girl). They pointed to these two girls who were walking around and letting guys take pictures with them for $10. I ended up somewhere near the back of the stadium and could not find the girls and also realized I didn't have Geoff to take the picture for me. On my way back to my seat I saw a blonde girl with a fat friend. I said "Hey hey" and she said "Hi" and that was the extent of our conversation.

To be continued....

Banned From a Third World Country

Parties involed: Mick, Tom, Alex, Geoff, Sam

Who would've thought that a perfectly planned Canada trip on New Years would end with the banning of Sam and Geoff?

We had been gambling and drinking at the Seneca Falls Casino and decided to cross over to Canada for the strip clubs, dance clubs and bars. We walked our way to the Canadian border, Sam wearing heels LOL. When we got to the border office, we were asked the typical questions. "Why are you coming into the country", "Are you a murderer", "Would you pick you nose in public"? We were good until Tom admitted to picking his nose in public err wait no it was when the agent saw Sam and Geoff's conditional licences. They were immediately flagged. Tom's, Alex's and my license were set aside, we knew something big was coming.

They were questioned until the agent got what she needed from Sam and Geoff. DWAI. Apparently, a DWAI is a criminal offense in Canada and crossing the Canadian border means imprisonment. The bitchy but kind of hot agent pulls out a paper that states "permission to leave Canada". Surprisingly, there are no hockey references on the paper. On a side note, Does anybody know what Canada contributes to the world besides hockey, strippers and bad accents? We are told, by the agent, that if Geoff or Sam attempt to cross the border within the next 10 years, it is a mandatory minimum two years imprisonment. We are then "allowed" to walk our asses back to the American side, the bullshit continues..

Alex, Tom and myself get through easily. Sam and Geoff on the other hand, once again had problems. I wonder if the sexy bitch "literally", called them in. The three of us are told to leave while they are questioned. After what seemed like an hour, Sam walks outside heated. Geoff is still inside beefing with border patrol. Outside we are trying to figure out whether to go home or stay on the American side of the border which contains no entertainment besides the casino. Eventually Gizzle come out and advises us that they were <--> that close to detaining him and Sam. Banned from Canada and almost detained on the American side, thats one for the books.

On the plus side, I drank alot at the casino. Me and Sam also danced like morons at the club inside the casino. There were lots of black girls for me to talk to but I already ruined myself dancing. Alex actually left the casino on top.

Easter Weekend

Joe and Steve and hanging at this kid "Brettski's" place and invite me out there. I spoke with Bob the night before and he wanted to go hit up some bars then maybe head to Brett's place after so I decided that I would meet him at Tom's place. I get to Tom's and the ninjas Tom and Alex are both there. Bar-fly and or A-pub is our destination. Bob arrives and informs us that Steve's girlfriend called and that those kids are going to meet us at Geoff's after the bars. As we pile into the Durango to drive downtown, I noticed that the trail of vomit left from Steve on New Year's is still partially on the window and paint. It is gross but it is also a great memory imbedded into the truck itself. We make it downtown and see that Bar-fly actually looks dead so we walk down to A-pub. The place is pretty dead here as well but we hear a band will be playing later so it will liven up a bit. The drinking began right away with a shot of Kamikaze's chased followed up with beers/mixed drinks. Many drinks later the place starts to fill up. Nowhere as close as New Years but a decent crowd showed up. It is my turn to order shots so i get us all Tic-tacs which were filled with an energy drink instead of the usual Sprite I normally get. I make a toast dedicated to Boobs (It's become a tradition) and follow Alex outside while he smokes. Alex and I are chatting with some people out there when Bob comes strolling out to the deck looking dazed and confused. UHOH. Bobs spots a garbage can and the people next to it move away knowing what is coming. Bob hurls the expensive Tic-tac as well as half of his guts into the trash can. I laugh then go see if he is ok. Bob says "I haven't had dinner yet". Drinking on a empty stomach usually is not a good thing. Jesse called up some girls and told them to meet us at the bar so we moved in and awaited their arrival. I see some girl I work with in the bar and so I decide to talk with her once my drink is finished. Apparently some guy I work with saw me there too, said he works there on the weekends. Everytime I drink with bob I run into people I know. I finish my drink and am about to go talk to this girl from work when I feel a tap on my should. It was another girl from work wtf! She waved then went out to the deck for a smoke with her friends. I followed her outside and spoke with her for a couple minutes but decided I didn't want to sleep with any of her friends so I went back inside. Shortly after Tom notices some kid which they all know and despise. I prepare to fight this kid but none of them want to get kicked out of the bar, myself, I wanted to make a scene and beat the crap out of this kid even though I didn't know him. OH WELL. The girls showed up and were cool but I didn't want to sleep with any of them so I kept looking around for more women. We decide we are going to leave this place and go to Monties corner to sit down and have a few more drinks. This place was so bad they didn't even have a cover charge. We grab a seat and Jesse heads to the bathroom. When he comes out he informs us how trashed it is. I go in there and it was a horrible bathroom, they really should've cleaned it. The toilet had tons of shit and rolled up paper towels in it, a garbage can hanigng on the wall and a dirty sink with no mirror. I noticed there was a roll of paper towels laying on the ground so I kicked them and they landed right in the toilet. Oops. I decided to pee on the paper towels since they were in the toilet then left the bathroom. I come out to see Alex pimping it at the bar, he has three girls all up on him talking him up, two of which were hot. Tom and Jesse are busy flirting with the two girls at our table. I didn't know whether to go move in on the girls with Alex or talk to the girls at our table so I just decided to drink more. After some more drinks I made my way to the bathroom again. The roll of paper towels was still in the toilet but now a new roll was on the floor. I decided this place is disgusting, especially the bathroom so I picked up the new roll of paper towels, threw them in the toilet, then peed in the garbage can. Thats what this place deserves for sucking. About five minutes after I walked out, one of the employees put a OUT OF ORDER sign on the door and a UNISEX sign on the womens bathroom door. Mick 1 Bar 0. The girls leave so we decide to head over to Brother Geoff's place. Alex gets some blonde girls phone number on the way out. We pile into the car and I see "that look" in Tom's eyes. I've seen this look already tonight before from Bob. Before I can think twice I hear, "BLAHHHHH". Well at least now both side of the Durango look even with vomit on either side. Tom passes out shortly after and we arrive at Geoff's. Theres quite a few people here but only one girl who was pretty cute. We hung out for a bit watching the beer pong, amatuers in comparison to me and Bob then leave to H-hots to get some food. Tom is still passed out in the truck so I decide to be nice and offer to buy him any food that he wants since I know he won't reply. He wakes up and nods his head a little and grunts so I just pretend it was a no. There is some wanna be cowboys here which annoyed the shit out of me just cause they thought they were cowboys. After we get out food we head back to Tom's place and hit a HUGE bump on the way. Not good...Tom wakes up and mumbles some cusses at Alex then violates the side of the truck again. We arrive, eat and then pass out.

March Weekend

§Friday 3-17-06§
St. Patrick’s Day
No Big Events Occurred- Just a weird night with the amount of people I knew at random events. The night starts off with Joe heading to Geoff’s house, Mick and Bob meeting up at Wegmans. Mick gets to Wegmans and awaits Bob; parking in front of some girl who later he found out was Tom's ex from the TGS story! Micks checks his trunk and realizes there is no lime to go with his SoCo. Mick gets the lime and flirts with the cashier. She is a black girl so it is easy for Mick to impress her. Mick somehow is a black girl magnet, his nickname at his last job was "boo" as 3 of the girls there wanted to have sex with him. Bob arrives at Wegmans so they head to Geoff’s where they meet up with Joe, Geoff and around 3 other kids. A few drinks later a crew of maybe 8 more people with only ONE chick come in and starts up the beer pong. Jesse and some random kid play a game and each side is down to one cup. The other team scores on Jesse's side thinking they got the win. Bob's partner make a redemption shot to even the odds. This was followed up with a redemption from Bob as well which not only sealed the victory for them, but the cup spilled all over the opposing team. Everyone at Geoff’s place decide they are going to some party in Binghamton. The Posse doesn't feel like driving that far and the 3 of them stay at Geoff’s while thinking of something to do. They get Wendy's and Joe passes out shortly after. Mick has Bob call some chicks to see what’s going on. Bob gets a hold of a girl and she invites us to some kids party not far from us. With Joe passed out, the other two drive to this party. Bob knows the kids there from a previous night but not well and Mick knows none of them. A girl walks down to where Mick and Bob are who Bob seems to know well... Mick then figures out why Bob knows her well, she is a TGS girl Mick knew from before. She said she didn't remember Mick from that night, Mick decides she is a slut and stops talking to her. A few girls and some more guys arrive; one of the girls is the one who invited Mick and Bob to the party. This is a good-looking Asian girl, whom Mick recognizes from previous nights at Joes place in Pittsford. Then in walks some more people, Mick instantly recognizes a few of them. Three of them used to go to Micks high school one of which was his best friend for awhile, some other were Gamestop employees he has seen around. Mick arriving at a party not knowing anyone but Bob, now is around 7 people he has met before. Beer pong gets started on a very nice table in the basement. Mick and Bob actually LOST a game to Mick's HS friend and his sister. They recovered and won the next to rounds sealing their victory. More beer is needed and a kid from the party is hired to get some. The 2 posse members make their way upstairs where the Asian girl talks to them and gives them a peep show revealing all of her piercings. Bob goes off to masturbate hahaha j/k or am I. After being flashed 3 times they play more pong and win the rest of the games they play. Jesse grabs the Asians ass and Mick starts to talk to her. They realize her boyfriend is standing right there. How many times has she cheated on him you have to wonder? With all the attractive women gone from the party, Mick and Bob decide to leave and go back to Geoff’s. Joe is awake there and more drinking is done with Sam and Geoff till everyone passes out.

§Saturday 3-18-06§
Short night - Highlights only.
The Asian girl from the previous night invites us to a party. For some reason Bob doesn't want to go.
Mick, Joe and Bob all head to Joes place at Conesus.
Halo 2 and Counter-Strike are played, Joe passes out.
Mick and Bob watch the Rockland- Tony fight.
Joe wakes up, Joe passes out again.
Bob calls a former TGS girl to hang out with us. She agrees but changes her mind after work. Upon visiting the website she feels bad and decides to come out!
Mick is surprised that she has visited and read much of the site. She is now minter.
Apparently, a lot of TGS have seen the website. The website is spreading like wildfire.
Mick drinks a lot of SoCo and beer and forgets most of the night from about 30 min before the girl arrived.
Joe is owned when the girl asks if we are mad she ruined a guy's night out. Mick's reply is, "We are glad you came, we have been hitting on Joe all night since he's the closest thing to a girl here".
Double shots of SoCo are done by Mick, chased with beer, Mick gets buzzed.
Last memory is of something very inappropriate and won't be added.

New Years eve '05

Written By Mick
People Involved -Mick, Tom, Steve, Alex, Sam, Geoff
The night started off like most nights with the posse meeting up at Tom's place, the HQ. Steve, Alex, Tom and I pre-gamed a little before we left to meet Geoff and Sam at Fridays

We arrive at Fridays and are seated. The waitress comes over to ask us what we want to drink. When Steve's turn to order comes up he gets DENIED. Steve had never renewed his license since his 21st birthday and the waitress decides since its not renewed she will not accept it! We fight against the waitress about this but she is set on stopping Steve from drinking on new years. A few minutes later some guy brings our drinks over and says he's our new waiter. Wow, first the girl denies Steve his drinks and then she leaves the table knowing that she won't get a tip. We ask the guy why the waitress left our table and he comes up with some lie saying that they all rotated tables because someone was sick. Steve attempts to order a drink with the new waiter but with the gossip in this place everybody knows us already and will not serve Steve. We order and get a few more drinks except for the underage Sam and Geoff, and Steve who is being owned by Fridays employees. The food arrives and we check our food for pubes, spit, semen, and whatever else could've been put in there. Tom's expensive rib eye steak is almost all fat while Sam's cheap steak has almost none and looks delicious. Friday employees must hate us. It is time to leave but we are still upset about the Steve ordeal. We have our waiter bring the manager over, she comes over expecting us to talk about Steve not being able to be served alcohol. She is stunned and doesn't know what to say when Tom and Steve bring up something totally different than she expected. They mention that we had found it disrespectful that our waitress left our table and we were sent someone new. She tries to get some words out saying someone was sick and had to go home so they switched up tables. Tom being a business major, called her out on her lie and she is stunned. Tom and Steve keep on her for a bit longer and she has no idea what to say. She was prepared for us to talk about Steve not getting drinks, she wasn't ready to handle this and has nothing to say. Tom gives her an out saying the food was good and we are sorry but we cannot tip the guy that replaced our waitress due to this fact and we are sorry we will not. She takes the out and leaves. We leave with no tip on the table and continue on our night.

Deciding it is too early to hits bars, we head back to Sam's apartment for a bit and have a few drinks. Once it stuck about 10pm, we left for the bars. We drive downtown, park in a garage and walk to Milestones bar. Sam and Geoff go in since it's 18+ and the rest of us go to a 21+ bar, Alexander's pub. This place was very busy and we had to fight our way to get to the bar. Someone bought a few rounds of drinks and walked around the place a bit to get to know it and look for women. We station ourselves by the mini-bar and Alex goes to get a round of drinks. The bartender completely ignores Alex so he ends up going to the main bar and getting us a round. The same thing happens when Tom and Steve try to buy a round form this bartender. Tom studies him and picks up his habits. He announces he thinks the bartender is gay, as he has only been serving guys who have spiked hair. Looks like I am up, guess I will have to act gay to get some drinks. Tom pushes me towards the bar into these two chicks that give me a really peculiar look. I could totally read into their eyes, they were thinking wow this guy is lame and to scared to talk to us so his friends pushed him over to force him to talk to us, what a loser. But that wasn't the case, tattooed girls are turn offs so I just plowed through them up to the mini-bar. I put my arm on the table and guy is immediately there and asks me what I want. Damn bastard really thought I was gay, and the chicks probably did the way I just pushed through them, ignoring them. Oh well, I wanted my drinks. I took a shot then brought the round of shots to my friends. Steve disappears outside for a smoke and I decide to follow him to get away from the crowd for a minute. Damn, everyone outside looked like a scrub, they shouldn't have even been allowed in the bar. At this point I'm starting to feel the alcohol as I walk inside and forget where everyone was. I grab a drink and search for Tom and Alex. I find them and look at the clock, almost midnight! Alex disappears to get us a round for the new years and Steve finds his way over to us. Steve is also feeling his alcohol. We do a new years cheers and then learn we were supposed to get free champagne. Next thing I remember is someone being thrown out of the bar, I dunno if it was one of us or someone else but I follow them outside. I am feeling really buzzed, all I remember from here is walking to Milestones, playing darts and almost darting someone playing pool, Steve's pipe being broken from some kid and finally, I remember piling into the Durango and trying not to throw up all over Steve and Alex in front of me. Tom has written the part of the story that I did not remember.

Here is what happened after Mick blacked out, written by Tom.
When we left Alexander's Pub to go meet up with Sam and Geoff at Milestones, Steve was so drunk that he started to lead us down the wrong street. I realizing this said "Hey isn't Milestones the other way?" Steve mumbles something and then we all start laughing as we turn around and go the right way. At Milestones while playing Darts, some chick walks up to me and asks if Mick is related to one of the band members and if so she wants to dance with him. I said I don't think he is but would you and your friend want to hit the dance floor up anyways? She responded, "Only if you know what my tattoo on the back of my neck means." She turns around and shows us. We have no clue so I say "It means you were too drunk when you went to the tattoo parlor." She says that's close enough and takes my hand. At this moment Steve walks in and sits down at our table. Upon seeing this she promptly asks if he was with us (Steve). I say yes, is that a problem and she says yes and walks away.

After Milestones we start heading out to P-hots and on the way Steve pukes out the window and while he is doing this, his glasses fall off never to be seen again. When we get to P-hots they are closed so we go back to my house. When we get there, I am on the phone with Jesse in New Mexico along with this chick named Brandi who he is chilling with. Brandi is this 29 yr old divorced mother of 1. Jesse is weird. Mick and Steve immediately go upstairs and pass out while Alex and I stay down stairs talking to Jesse and Brandi and have a snack. We are up for about 3 more hours before we pass out on the couch.

End: Tom's point of view
bahahaha Sorry Steve but that is too funny. I would have be on the floor laughing if I had heard her say that.