Armchair Critic.

Here's where I review gigs, CDs, books, fanzines, films, low budget videos etc. I mainly want to feature DIY/ independently produced stuff, so if you've got anything like that which you want reviewed, send it to the address on the Shop page, or email me at eddiewillson2000(at)yahoo.co.uk. The only condition is that what you're doing should be available to people in some way. So don't, for instance, send me a VHS of the film you made if nobody can buy it or see it, and don't send me a demo of your band if you never gig. I'll try to be positive and I'll try not to lapse into the language of your dad watching Top of the Pops. Marvel as I throw obscure comparisons around like somebody who hasn't bought a record since Subway Sect split up. Harumph impatiently as I pay unwarranted attention to what the bass-player's up to. Raise a quizzical eyebrow at the undertow of mild begrudgement when I pay a drummer a compliment.

Under each category of review, the most recently written are always at the top. As this page has got really full I've decided that where I've written more than five reviews in a category, only the five most recent ones will feature here. Anything older than that can be read in the Armchair Archive. I go to a lot of gigs and don't have the time or inclination to review every band I see, but the chances are they'll get some sort of mention on my Blog, which you can reach by following the link at the bottom of the page.

The bullet code for reviews is ►= CD/record/ demo. ♫= live gig. ◙=film or video. ♥= zines and books

Multicoloured Green – demo CD. ( www.multicolouredgreen.co.uk)

The line-up is Sam on guitar and vocals, and Amy on drums but there’s no sense that this is just a guitarist and a drummer. This is a band , meshed tight with a fully developed sound. They can do that stripped-down blues-punk that we all know and love with apparent ease. Sam has a fine blues growl of a voice and on most of the tracks the pair show they know exactly how much variation on a simple idea is needed to sustain a song. A case in point is If ya ain’t lyin’ next to me. A neat bassy Reservoir Dogs style intro leads into a crashing blues riff. Every time you think you know where the song’s going next, a new idea gets thrown in. Skill! There’s a similar sense of pacing and variation in Little Secret. It opens with a neat, clean, chopping riff that wouldn’t embarrass Wilko Johnson, then relentlessly ratchets up the energy level. But where Multicoloured Green interest me most is when they stretch the conventions of punk-blues, like the proggy, jazz-tinged bit of guitar on Roll On. Or the restless, skittering drums on my fave track, Cheno. The singing’s less bluesy and maybe less confident on Cheno but the vocal melody’s easily the most interesting out of all the track’s here. The delicate guitar playing on the last minute of the track is nothing short of beautiful.

I’m out of practice at this reviewing mullarkey and I’m conscious that this all sounds a bit over-analytical, which is odd because Multicoloured Green aren’t a band to stroke your chin to, they strike me as a band that’s be dead exciting to see live. Sceptics might ask whether the world needs another two piece, boy/girl, guitar/drums combo. If Multicoloured Green keep stretching themselves and stretching the genre, then the answer’s yes.

 

► Fundamentalist – a sixteen track sampler from the Mentalist Association. (www.mentalistassociation.co.uk)

*      An intriguing sampler of pretty unclassifiable stuff. Often these sampler projects feel a bit of a mishmash, but here, although there’s no single style that dominates, I got a sense of a shared mindset. My favourites change with every listen but my current selections are the following, in no order of preference. Esiotrot; Bleach on my fingers. This lot reference Joy Division both lyrically and stylewise. The vocals are mannered but get away with it because they sound human and fragile. The guitars alternate between delicacy and lo-fi clanging. V good. Cats on computers; Kannichhabeeinblattpapierbitte?. Casio perkiness that works really well. A simple idea that’s sustained and developed to a thumping conclusion. A big hit with the youngsters I shouldn’t wonder. Quite right too. Shink; Ageing. Sparse guitars and spoken/sung vocals. A melancholy, atmospheric treat reminiscent of those early 80s bands with long overcoats and good A level results. Saved from miserabilism by the vocals which are like a subdued (ish) Eddie Argos. Roo; Seraphim. There’s a strange, warm pastoral quality to this. Churchy organ, sweet harmonica, and vocals somewhere between a jittery Bob Dylan and that David Thomas fella out of Pere Ubu. Bigmanfraidycat; Sofa rap. Starts off like some nightmarish 70s spliff and bongo number, kind of Jethro Tull playing cocktail jazz, but once the rap starts things look up no end. Reminiscence of the Streets in its distinct Englishness, but miles more witty and intriguing. Fischer Syndrome; Too much world. There’s a few tracks on here with a bit of an intelligent emo/ American feel to them. This is my favourite out of them. Deceptive opening guitar, lush overdriven bass and lovely crisp drums. Raised above the unsurprising by the handling of these ingredients, and by the intense vocals. Recommended. Tea and toast; Ghostly ghost cabinet. This is like a hyper –minimalist collage of found sounds. It sounds like somebody tidying up their pencil collection, overlaid with occasional washes of violin, and oddly, this stands up to more listens than you’d think. Sonaura; Last wave. This is disconcerting but a real grower. Lots of unidentifiable instruments playing a kind of psychedelia backwards (backwardelia, anybody?), and xylophones go ting. Very nice.   

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►They Don’t Sleep – 4 Track giveaway CD EP. [No label listed; see www.theydontsleep.com ]

*      Given my usual taste, I like this lot much more than might be expected. And that’s not meant to be as backhanded a compliment as it sounds. They have their moments where they drift a bit close to the indie mainstream for my liking, but I’d stick my neck out and say they possibly have the potential to have as broad an appeal as say, Radiohead. They’ve obviously got a real understanding of the ‘proper music’ rules and a willingness to bend them in interesting ways. And the lyrics are uniformly literate and interesting without being pretentious. Scarecrows. A sketchy, Televisionesque guitar line merges with thumping piano. There’s a slightly proggy, post-rock feel to the unobvious melody, the stop/start playing and the repetition at the heart of the track. It’s six minutes before the vocals come in, but it’s worth the wait. They’re vulnerable and intense but not in a predictable generic indie way. All forgotten, never spoken. Probably the most straightforward of the tracks. A piano based ballad which is really good of its kind but in my view doesn’t exploit the more unique qualities of the band. …And then there was noone. As with the first track there’s a really effective interplay between the guitar and piano. This, I think is what they do best. The band seem to have a real instinct for the making the most of the dynamics of a track. Here, the spiralling guitar melody ebbs and flows, building to moments of fantastic intensity without lapsing into bombast. The Others. Rapid cascading piano leads into the usual ‘sensitive without being wet’ vocals, which are set off nicely by some neat, subtle backing vocals. I enjoyed this a lot, despite it reminding me slightly of (erk) ‘Music’, by John Miles. The impassioned thrashathon ending, where the vocals really come into their own, is a complete pleasure.   

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►Future Kings of Spain - Face I Know E.P [Red Flag Records RF03CDS]

Face I Know. Lovely crisp drums, a moody Sonic Youth feel but with metally elements to the guitar -[but in a good way]. Cool thrummy bass low in the mix. The vocals remind me of Kurt Cobain, or that bloke in Stanton; sort of ngaaargh!!! Well produced, without the usual loss of passion and energy that normally entails. The Perfect Wait . Again, a noticeable tip of the hat to Sonic Youth, in the laconic Thurstonesque vocals. Not quite enough happening to sustain a welcome for its full 4 1/2 minutes. You Dream In Solid Gold. A beautiful and surprising bit of wistful lo-fi pop. Bits of piano and sweet backing vocals drop in and out to sustain a lovely simple track.

►Future Kings of Spain - A Place For Everything etc E.P [Red Flag Records RF01CDS]

A Place For Everything and Everything In Its Place. Pushes the very, very cross vocals envelope even further. A wicked descending guitar riff then a huge, beefy chordal one. A guitar sound as rich as cake. Plenty going on without seeming cluttered. Ace. Your Starlight. Lovely chiming tune and intriguing lyrics. Somehow reminds me of the Flaming Lips but rockier and less knowing. Love of the Common Man. A cover of an old Todd Rundgren tune and a demonstration of a capacity for epic pop. The fact they can pull off this stuff alongside the more noise-based tracks without seeming to have an identity problem is miraculous.

►The Vaults - No Sleep No Need E.P. [Red Flag Records RF09CDS]

Ladyhell The title's a giveaway. The lyrics are about a 'lady' who's put the lyricist through hell. The sense of obviousness is mirrored in the music. It's lively enough but pretty dated and unsurprising. They have guitar solos! If you're old enough to remember the New Wave of British Heavy Metal, this'll sound a bit familiar. There are shades of Girlschool, or a politer Motorhead. The main riff is a bit of a corker in a ZZ Top boogie sort of way and it just about carries the track. No Sleep No Need. Again a top central riff, but the structure's repetitive and things pall quite quickly. Leaving Here. Motorhead did a fantastic version of this Motown track, and this feels a bit lumpy in comparison, although later it gets going and cranks along quite nicely. But the comparison illustrates the Vaults problem. If so many other people have done it slightly better, why listen to the Vaults? The two problems are the songs and the production. Their own songs follow the same pattern; neat but slight guitar riff intercut with verse after verse. No identifiable chorus, and on the production side, not much variation - when there's a bass break on Leaving Here it's a breath of fresh air. These are traditional criticisms, but this is that sort of band.

►Flitwick Records Compilation - Various Artists [Flitwick Records MK45 10X]

A big range of styles on this label sampler, but held together by the common factor of avoiding the curse of overproduction. As usual with compilations I'll focus on the favourites. 4 tReck; kamchatka. A thumping circular piano riff that spirals round on itself, like one of those paintings of staircases by M.C. Escher. The Free French; Vowels . I like the sort of lyrics where the odd intriguing phrase jumps out. This track's got them aplenty - 'a farrago of disclaimers' being my favourite. A headlong rush of drums and guitars topped off with camply effortless falsetto vocals. Keith John Adams; Throwaway. Mannered Bowieish vocals a la his Laughing Gnome phase. Casual but clever lyrics. Avoids the trademark dullness of some acoustica by some margin thanks to being rhythmically interesting. Host; And Nothing Changed. Full marks for an unlikely mix of influences. Cracking ascending vocal harmonies and stompy guitars. Like XTC if they'd listened to a lot of Blur then decided to become a ska band. Brasil 666; Big Enough Thumb. Lovely twisting overdriven bass line, clattering drums and percussion, seemingly recorded live. The fine female vocals stay just the right side of jazzy. Got a nice post-punk feel to it. Reminiscent of Essential Logic. The Beale; The New Seven Up. Lifted above routine punkerama by the excellent vocals - barking in both senses- , and by an irresistible, nagging, Cramps/Batman guitar line. Kenny Process Team; Are They You? More pleasing circularity. A tune like a builder whistling, delivered in down-home fingerpicking Country/ Blues guitar style. Montana Pete; Kill Him in the Face. Nice crisp drums, and a punchy dose of that post-rock, math-rock thing, only funkier. There's a lot of it about but I like it. The lyrics undermine the expectation of nervous geek introspection in a way that continues to amuse me after several listens. Shlebie; Two Oldies. Slight overlap with the above but more of a Mogwai quiet loud quiet dynamic. The quiet bits are especially nice; kind of Yo La Tengo/Luna feel to it. The loud bits have that sort of panicky feel that the Wedding Present used to have around the time of Seamonsters. Nice. Jail; Nice Day To Know You . Naïve, summery-sounding pop with vocals that sound like they're about to go off key and out of time, but never quite do. A big lolloping chorus that Damon Allbran would give his knackers for.

►Can't Get Off the Ground Today/Expansion Ride - Magoo [May Go 0 Records maygozero002]

When I first saw Magoo ages ago, they were full-on guitar noiseniks, but they've clearly changed. Can't Get Off the Ground Today is a perfect pop record. Beautiful harmony vocals, plucky synth strings, chugging acoustic guitar coming in and out. Imagine the Delgados or a slicker Belle and Sebastian if they'd listened to a lot of late Sixties West Coast pop. Expansion Ride has later moments that sound like the old Magoo, but mostly this track is another surprise. Opens with some old-school Kraut-rock synth and [erk!] vocodered vocals. Once I'd adjusted to the vocals I got completely swept along by the hypnotic energy of the track. Towards the end squalls of guitar blow in like somebody's opened the door to the next studio. This has really grown on me. It took a while but now I can't stop listening to it. Check out the label's website for future releases. file:///A:/www.maygozero.co.uk

For earlier record/CD/demo reviews go to the Armchair Archive.

♥Shadowplay No. 11. [Available from All That Glitters! ]

This Nottingham zine's got a collagey cover that I really liked, even after bits started dropping off it. The full-on cut and paste layout inside took a bit of adjusting too but turned out to be really effective; the absence of clear headings throughout means you end up reading stuff you might have otherwise skipped. My fave bits were the rants on day-job trauma which were at their funniest at their most libellous. I like the unashamedly local feel of this zine. You get the sense that it's put together by mates, and there are plenty of cake-related in-jokes to prove it. The gig reviews are enthusiastic rather than chin-strokey and [therefore?] work best when they're about bands you mightn't have heard of yet. Well worth checking out.

♥Cartography for Beginners No.3 [Available from All That Glitters! ]

This perzine out of Atlanta, Georgia is really entertaining. April's personality comes through in the engaging, self-deprecating writing style. The layout's clear and simple; good and varied without sending you boss-eyed. Standout pieces are an account of a relentless wrong number caller, and an unputdownable tale of being hounded by a net-stalker. In both pieces there's a sort of righteous exasperation which I found really funny. A similar tone crops up in a guest piece by Millie de Chirico on High School soap, Saved by the Bell. All the Saved by the Bell pieces stood up for me even though I've never seen the show. In fact, now I don't need to. I think I've probably been done a favour.

Suburban Sanity No.5 [Available from All That Glitters! ]

Another perzine, this time from Yorkshire. This themed issue concentrates on Hannah's complex relationship with her dad. She's got a clear, clean prose style which is all the better for being quite restrained. The impeccable writing saves the zine from feeling embarrassing or intrusive, except maybe one small lapse at the end. There's plenty to read, but the text is nicely broken up with e.gs of handwriting and maps of Hannah and her dad's respective neighbourhoods. There's some real level headed insight here into her dad's bipolar disorder and the stuff on the family's history of depression is both funny and, at times, as wise as fuck. Excellent.

Brainscan No.20 [Available from All That Glitters! ]

This perzine from Alex Wrekk of Microcosm is beautifully produced with a cool letter-pressed cover and the sort of neat cut-n-paste layout some of you might recognise from Stolen Sharpie Revolution. The tiny type forces you to read slowly, and the writing's worth lingering over. There are touching memories of coffee shop crushes and drinking games and break-ups. Although this zine's pretty introspective it doesn't ever get self-helpy, and doesn't resort to pat answers. Some of the content would work really well as fiction - there's a sort of quietness present that sometimes made me think of Raymond Carver ( alright, a bit- let's not go mad). The piece Making Boundaries is as good as anything I've read on a friendship turned sour.

♥Propaganda No.3 [Available from All That Glitters! ]

Nottingham strikes again. This hardcore zine isn't over-edited so each writer's different style shows through. This is a real plus. The politics in the zine are well-handled; the article on Nike's takeover of Converse is sharp and to the point. The piece on the WTO is well argued and actually made me want to take action. The band interviews vary according to what the band's like. I found the one with Dillinger Escape Plan pretty dull, just because they could have been any rock band. In contrast, Kevin Seconds proves to be a thoughtful and articulate interviewee, and Strike Anywhere have clearly got a principled commitment to what they're doing, and interesting things to say about why they're doing it. The record reviews included are fair, competent and plentiful. Overall Propaganda's got a real integrity to it, not so much because it's got a house style but because it's got a set of values.

♥Nude No.4 Sept /Oct 2004. [Email info[At] nudemagazine.co.uk for availability]

This mag's been around for a while now. It's fairly slickly presented and doesn't quite fit my usual review criteria but it's really worth checking out. It might appear on a casual glance to be the sort of thing that's written for trendy Hoxton twats, but the content proves it at least isn't written by that particular species of wanker. There's real thought and substance to most of the writing. Highlights are an interview with Jamie Reid which digs deeper than the predictable territory of his involvement with the Pistols, and an excellent, unexpected, article on the kitchen sink novel that's both personal and well-researched. Also good are the interviews with Sparks and Kid Acne, both of which have a fanzine's freshness about them and gave me no sense of a press pack being regurgitated that I usually get when reading straight music mags. Nude is available free in some London outlets and sells elsewhere for £1.50, which is a bargain. You can also take out a five issue subscription. Email them at the above address.

♥Everything Falls Apart No. 3 Spring 2004 [See http://www.everythingfallsapart.co.uk/ for availability]

A neat idea this; a punk/hardcore zine lifted out of the ordinary by the fact that each issue has a theme [spirituality/religion in this ish], which crops up across interviews, rants, think-pieces and memoirs, without ever really getting in the way. The think-pieces and memoirs are particularly good - thoughtful without being pompous. The strength of the zine is that there's an exploratory feel to it. You get to see somebody's curiosity at work, rather than being force-fed their conclusions. Fave bit for me was a story on a bonkers spiritual cult called the panacea society - priceless.

Band interviews with Dina and I Excuse are great. Will avoids the predictable Q&As of some zines, and comes up with varied and considered questions well suited to each band. The results are like eavesdropping on a good pub conversation. You don't need to have a clue about the bands to get something from the interviews. Similarly the music reviews are consistently good, and don't rely on your background knowledge. They actually give an idea of how the bands sound. Top oil, owden!

♥Everything Falls Apart No. 4 Summer 2004 [See http://www.everythingfallsapart.co.uk/ for availability]

Another themed issue, this time on work. The zine takes a broader approach to the theme this time eg using comic strips, reminiscences from family members etc. The longest think-piece on the theme is all the better for not having any pat conclusions. A childhood memory of visiting a deserted factory is really atmospheric. In the interviews there's a sustained, informed interest in how bands operate on a practical basis, which is just as demystifying as any amount of DIY rhetoric. Having said that, I got the feeling the interviewer had his work cut out getting much of interest out of Altaira.

I like the look of both issues I've seen of EFA. There's that cut and paste feel but it's really readable and the use of nicked pics, comic strips and quotes is done really well.

♥Running On Empty No.3 Jan Feb 2004 [See http://www.runningriotrecords.co.uk/ for availability]

Highlight of this zine is the reviews section which has the most lively writing in the whole zine. The reviews are enthusiastic, honest and funny and Jon's clearly got pretty unpredictable, open-minded tastes. The how-to article on DIY PA is also excellent. I really enjoyed the report by Kirkt on the Leeds festival although I was less keen on the other guest contribution, a column from Steve Scanner where he comes across as one of those smart-arses who see themselves as travellers and everyone else as tourists. I'd say generally the columns aren't the strong point of the zine. There was a bit of a lack of passion so I had a kind of a 'So what?' response. To be fair, they don't go on too long so it's not a big deal. Where ROE does fall down for me was in the interviews. The one with Geekscene big cheese Paul is interesting but despite the questions rather than because of them. All the interviews in this issue were done by email. For me, that took a lot of the energy out of them. Overall though, despite my pissy litle whinges, still well worth getting hold of.

Zine World: A Reader's Guide to the Underground Press. [See http://www.undergroundpress.org/ for availability]

 This is essential reading for anybody with an interest in low-budget and diy produced printed matter. It offers a complete immersion in the world of zines as well as news articles on related matters. In the news section, the story on the relationship between Fox news coverage of Iraq and public misperceptions of the war makes for chilling reading. Sharply written and intelligently argued, it nails Fox to the wall for its role in misinforming the US public.

Equally well written are the good, varied columns, which range from the funny,[Christopher Meyer] to the passionate[Grant Schreiber's Pigworld]. Standout though is Jim Sumii's beautifully drawn account of his family's experience of internment during WW2. I was so engrossed I nearly missed my stop on the bus.

There are pages of reviews of zines, and the pool of reviewers is big enough for the coverage to be varied and fair. Each review is an interesting read.

What holds the whole mag together is a likeable, spiky tone that shows even in the routine 'housekeeping' parts of the editorial. My favourite example is; 'If you are not fully satisfied with Zine World, tough shit.' My only criticisms are that the layout of the news section was confusing at times, and the letters section could be safely dropped if people are only going to write in with lame-arsed contributions of the 'I still don't like Zine World' variety.

♥Deptford Fun City; A ramble through the history and music of New Cross and Deptford. - Neil Gordon-Orr [£2.50 Past Tense. See here for availability ]

Second only to maths, history bored the piss out of me at school. But if it had been presented like it is in this booklet I'd've taken much more of an interest. This pocket guide to the history of Deptford and New Cross does what good books can do, it makes you pay attention again to the world you're in. It's beautifully written - just the right mix of clarity and down-to-earth friendliness- and is shot through with a genuine affection for the area.

From the kick-off, with accounts of WW2 bombings in the area, Gordon-Orr really gets across the sense that history happens round the corner, not on the telly and in books. Throughout the booklet he's also good at putting over the political context of the making of the area without seeming worthy or dull. He pulls this off with a nice knack for letting the facts speak for themselves; e.g when a mainly peaceful march in response to the New Cross fire is reported in The Sun under the headline 'Day the Blacks Ran Riot in London.'

Part of the pleasure of reading this comes from the wealth of peculiar trivia and detail mixed in with the more stirring stuff. My favourite is the worker accused of stealing two herrings and a haddock from a strike-breaker's pocket. Eww.

The way the booklet's structured works perfectly. It loosely follows a route you can walk around here so there's plenty of room for digressions. The overall effect is to give a sense of things being untidy but connected.

Deptford Fun City is probably the best read I've had for £2.50. You'd be daft not to buy it.

♥Unpeeled Fanzine- March 2004. [£1. See http://www.unpeeled.co.uk/ for availability.]

Describes itself as 'what the NME used to be'. The layout is dull but the writing isn't. If there's a house writing style it's based on gusto and attitude rather than finesse. There are plenty of contributors so the chances of getting bored by any one voice are remote, although I did find this happening on the singles review pages. The highlight is the gig review section, where nobody is afraid to put the justifiable boot in, in a 'whoever signed this band needs their head read' sort of way. The best of the live reviews are by Ian Scanlon - clear, intelligently written, but passionate with it. The zine's main weakness is in the editing. An interview with Ragazzi is presented without context or background so I failed to give a toss from the get-go. The decision to put uninformative tabloid-style headings in every paragraph break thoughout the mag exhibits a similar editorial doziness. I could also have happily done without John Peel's playlist. I used to wish he was my dad but now I just think he's a smug old wanker. But Unpeeled is still worth a read for all that.

♥Get in the Van - No. 2. [£1 probably plus postage. Ben Smith c/o Suspect Device, PO Box 295, Southampton, SO17 1IW]

If you like naiveté and enthusiasm, you'll like this. I did. This zine is really idiosyncratic and personal to the extent of featuring an interview with a friend who did Ben's first tattoo, and including diary excerpts. Sometimes this can make for a disconcerting read. I found some of the diary entries just too open for comfort. Partly this was due to a lack of context, almost a feeling like overhearing a conversation between close friends on a bus, without knowing the people referred to. There's a good variety of content - band interviews, crap cartoons, CD and book reviews, a discussion of veganism and some recipes. The attitude here is infectious; I might have had a cynical smirk to myself when reading the veganism article [How long have you been vegan? Dunno, what time is it?] but it still made me think about going back to vegetarianism. For at least ten minutes after reading this zine I felt twenty years younger. Recommended.

♥A Dysfunctional Success- Eric Goulden. [the Do Not Press]

I normally wouldn't give a pop star's biog house-room, but I'm glad I made an exception for this excellent autobiography of Wreckless Eric. For a start, he writes beautifully. He's got an absolutely lovely way with a simile, whether he's describing an early bandmate as 'like a big dog in a small room', or comparing the armchair in his first London flat to 'a stoat's nest'. He's also got a fantastic visual sense, which is maybe to be expected from his art school background. Usually I don't like writing that's too visually descriptive but this really works, partly because so much of it is set in the Seventies which, as I remember it, was a decade when everybody and everything looked pretty vile. Eric catches the time in all its bad haircut, vomitty carpet, crap outfit glory. His eye for detail actually makes this really interesting as a social document. He has, in his own words, 'a fucking good memory' and this helps him immerse you in a world that's gone now, a world of three day weeks, two bar fires, and job-hopping between plentiful and god-awful factory work. But the biggest strength of this book is the writer's refusal to shy away from the ugliest of truths. He is open about his alcoholism, and his chronic low self esteem, which leads him to feel 'Success was something that happened to other people, and usually nobody I knew.' This is a loveably skewed and eccentric account of a pretty skewed and eccentric life. The book always pulls short of self-pity, but doesn't pull any punches. I'll be reading it again.

No books/print reviews have been consigned to the Armchair Archive.

♫ Wet Dog - Spitz, Shoreditch, 23rd January 2005.

I've got no clue why I haven't written a live review for so long, but Wet Dog are a good reason to start again. When band's are described as exciting they often turn out to be fast and jumpy abouty, and when labelled interesting, too often they prove noodly and tedious. So I'm left with the option of saying Wet Dog are the least boring group I've seen for a good while. There's nothing odd about the basic ingredients; properly squelching bass, simple solid drums and a perfect guitar sound, but it's the songs that do it. The theory I've just invented says that there's two methods of songwriting. The primary one starts with chord sequences and bolts them together into the usual verse chorus blah blah blah formation. The secondary one, which seems to be more the Wet Dog way of things, is maybe more about making up 'good bits' Ô and fitting them together. The result is a steady supply of surprises. They've already got their own sound but it never feels like they're repeating themselves or running out of ideas. It's always hard describing a band's sound without making comparisons. I've read a review that compared them to some late 70s/early 80s post-punk bands, and there maybe are elements of that early Rough Trade sound in what they do. The vocals on the last song of the set proper reminded me a bit of the Raincoats, and some of the later songs had a bit of a Fall stumbling rockabilly (rockastumblabilly) feel about them. But really, there's all sorts going on. Folky finger-in-the ear harmonies, backing vocals straight off She Loves You by the Beatles, and Beefhearty skronky guitar bits. The fact that the band got an encore even though they haven't been around that long really says something. Wet Dog are loads easier to recommend than they are to describe.

 Princess Headbutt - Vibe Bar, Shoreditch 30th June 2004

Another free night out, another new favourite band. Princess Headbutt have got it all. The nearest I can come to describing them is that they put me in mind of a collision between Billy Mahonie and the Monkees. The Billy Mahonie element comes in the way they play it slant, in the winding off-balance melodies, but the Monkees flavour comes from the way the songs somehow feel rooted in a basic sense of pop. To complicate matters, there's even a bit of Northern Soul about the tracks that feature trumpet. Most of the set is instrumental, but when the vocals arrive, and they can be heard, they're clear and beautiful. What holds it all together is a casual grooviness - not some bolted on funk thing, but a suggestion that Princess Headbutt are the sort of people who surprise acquaintances by turning out to be unexpectedly good dancers.

 Fruition - Purple Turtle, Camden 22nd April 2004

Apparently they all live in a tiny Hertfordshire village. I'd expect this to result in them producing music that's a derivative mish-mash of influences, but instead they do something really fresh. Loads of bands around rely for their 'difference' on a Pavement/ Sonic Youth/ post-hardcore tonal skewiffness. Fruition show their individuality rhythmically. There's a unique feel to the beat of the songs. Like rough-arsed Trad Jazz, although there's nothing jazzy about the tunes, thank Christ. There's a simple, unfussy energy about the band that reminds me of the Small Faces, although they sound nothing like them. Despite the rhythmic trickiness they stay tight. The vocals have got a nice rough edge where it's needed, but are spot on throughout, even when the tune goes through the occasional weird little modulation. If they've got a weak point, it's where they stray into a pretty conventional ska feel on two tracks. That whole cod-reggae thing's been done to death for me, and this band's got enough style of its own.

Me Against Them - 93 Feet East, 29th March 2004.

I've seen this band once before and they seemed a bit scrappy, but since then something's changed, something's gelled. I'd put them in the top 20% of bands doing this sort of thing curently. They're not 100% there yet. They still have occasional moments that sound a touch derivative, in particular, one song with a definite Talking Heads edge to it, and another with a slight Mott the Hoople feel. But mostly the influences are well assimilated. That late-70s U.S. punk/new wave feel is a thread thoughout, especially in the vocals which, after a [literally] slightly shaky start, settle into that time-honoured 'skinny bloke panicking' sound. Excellent. Overall, there's a clear sense that the band instinctively know how a tune should go together, and with the above exceptions, this gives their songs a strong Me Against Them identity. In the whole set only the slightly stodgy Shoot the Messenger feels like padding. Otherwise their half-hour is bristling with highlights. The first tune after the bass player's fuzz pedal goes tits up, has an irresistibly hooky bassline which shows MAT's knack for making a good idea go a long way. It's a feature that recurs, the ability to come up with a neat snatch of melody and get maximum value out of it by not overworking it. All they need is a few more songs like the furious Crucify the Crucifiers and the unselfconsciously creepy Lustful Eyes and there'll be no stopping them.

The A-Lines - Artrocker Club, Buffalo Bar, 9th March 2004.

The A-Lines look like they're having fun and that makes it hard not to like them. But there's loads more about them to approve of. There's a sort of genuineness about them, both in the sense of them not being full of shit, and in the feeling they give that what they do is properly in their bones, and isn't something they decided to do last week because everybody else is doing it. This shows up in the songs. The tunes have all got that garagey, slightly surfy feel where they almost qualify as being in the public domain. That to me is often the mark of a good song i.e that it sounds pinched but isn't. And yet the set doesn't seem samey. There's other stuff to enjoy too. The singer looks like an extra from 'the Vicar of Dibley' going on 'Stars in their Eyes' as Fay Fife without a change of costume. And the bass sound represents a bit of a first for me by being a tad too fuzztastic even for my taste. Me, I like the sound of a bass amp just before the speakers have blown. I'd see them again. I just hope they don't get any slicker than they already aren't.

New Rhodes, Pure Reason Revolution - Death Disco, Notting Hill Arts Club, 3rd March 2004.

The first band come on when I'm in the toilet, so I miss them introducing themselves. I assume that they're Hail Caesar, and because they're good I have the idea of starting their review with the words, 'I come not to bury Hail Caesar but to praise them.' I'm so pleased with myself at this that I consider giving myself the rest of the week off. Unfortunately it turns out the first band are actually called Pure Reason Revolution or something. Despite this I like them. They do the sort of garagey, new rock and roll type thing with some panache and some added keyboardy and metally elements. Worth a listen, definitely. The real Hail Caesar didn't float my boat at all. A clumsy mix of snottiness and foot-on-the-monitorness.

Then, New Rhodes. I'm not generally one for gushing but on this showing, any response short of euphoria seems churlish. Over the last year there's been an 82% increase in sales of electric guitars. Bands like this are the reason. They remind you of exactly why you got excited about music in the first place. They've definitely got the currently fashionable garage-band feel about them, but there's also a bit of depth about them, indicating that they haven't just clambered on the bad-feather-cut bandwagon. Perhaps oddly, the vocals and some of the tunes have a kind of a mid-late 80s phrasing about them, reminiscent of Orange Juice or the Smiths, but whereas in the 80s the required vocal style was that of a consumptive introvert, New Rhodes' singer has got a proper set of lungs on him. He puts back the sexiness and the black influence [seventh notes etc fact fans] that Morrisey removed from singing. The guitars mesh perfectly, the bassist has got tone and a beautiful simple melodic sense. The drums are crisp and thick and tight. I haven't felt this knocked out by a band in ages. This feeling might wear off, but then when was that ever a good reason for not feeling something?

Art Brut - Rota Session, Notting Hill Arts Club, 28th February 2004.

Not particularly in the mood for this. A dull day at the day job. On the way to the gig I got sausage and chips. The sausage tasted like it'd been formed from particles of meat salvaged after some days from between the teeth of old men. Then, for the first time ever, a queue to get in the venue. I stood for half an hour behind a big-mouthed drunken racist, who, happily, wasn't allowed in. Once inside it's only three-quarters full. Presumably hipsters in the know need more space; must be some sort of fire regulation. To their credit Art Brut are genuinely hard to compare to anybody else. They've been likened to ATV but that's lazy crap. They've got a cool slightly distorted bass sound of the sort only women bass-players seem to get. The 2 guitarists often seem to be playing different songs, which is a really neat effect. But somehow they aren't quite there for me yet. What seems lacking is better songs. Even the track from the Angular sample [see above] sounds a bit similar to everything else. The last song they play [Brand New Girlfriend, I think], with it's fantastic joyous leaping-about-inducing riff, shows how great they can be with the right songs. So, the jury's still out for me, and other cliché's. I just hope they don't get too much attention too early and bollocks things up for themselves as a result.

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 Super Size Me - directed by Morgan Spurlock

You'll probably know the set up by now. Writer and director Morgan Spurlock goes for a month eating nothing but McDonald's food. Over that month, his weight rockets and his health nosedives. Spurlock is a personable frontman for the movie and it's hard not to be entertained by the film. Praise is due for making a documentary that's so entertaining, and making politics with a small p so easily digestible. But I can't help feeling the p on those politics needs to be bigger. There's a lack of anger here. Nobody who's interviewed really gets put on the spot and few uncomfortable questions get asked. When things get slightly uncomfortable for the head of a grocery industry body and a spokesperson for school-meals providers, the film backs off. There's no Michael Moore styled doorstepping here. This is a documentary of the quizically raised eyebrow, rather than one of righteous indignation. The sort of issues that got the McLibel duo sued don't feature here. The film's conclusion seems to be that eating too much McDonald's is bad for you. No shit, Spurlock!

 Dogville - directed by Lars Von Trier

On paper this film has the potential to be pretty disastrous. It's three hours long, chock full of big Hollywood actors doing an 'independent' film for a bit of cred, and it's all shot on a studio sound stage with the minimum of props, and locations chalked out on the floor. But Von Trier just about gets away with it.

The film tells the story of Grace, a glamorous woman with criminal connections. On the lam, she holes up in a small town called Dogville where the locals initially take her under their wing. Gradually the atmosphere in the town changes and Grace becomes a different kind of victim until the film's climax.

This film's saved by the performances. The washed out, shaky camerawork starkly shows up some excellent, detailed, naturalistic performances, particularly from Paul Bettany. In fact, a major turn up for me about this film was how shit the actors looked physically, like real people rather than just 'Hollywood ugly'. The other surprise was how quickly I stopped paying attention to the film's bare studio setting. My reaction was a bit like adjusting to somebody's accent; it intruded for a while, but soon it stopped detracting from what was being said.

But ultimately what stopped me from getting more from this film was the feeling of being buttonholed. Von Trier seems to have a pretty bleak view of the human race but I think here he's expressing it in a heavy handed way. I'd be the first to concede that people can be pretty shit but I think that happens in the details and fine shading of behaviour and psychology, not in the extremes of behaviour shown in this film. In a peculiar way Von Trier's morality tale takes the soft option. By focussing on human actions at the extemes he gives the audience the get-out clause of feeling that evil is about other people, and not something done by people like themselves.

Oh yeah, and the relentless parade of Hollywood faces got on my tits as well. Does it really need James Caan for a two minute walk-on? For me, that too undermined the film's moral stance. The mix of Tinsel Town self-congratulation and broad-stroke pontificating didn't sit easy with me.

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