Armchair Archive.

The main Armchair Critic page seems really popular, but it's got so big now that viewing it involves a lot of scrolling. So, I've now shifted everything but the five most recent reviews in each category to this archive page. As with the main page, under each category of review, the most recently written are always at the top. As I go to a lot of gigs I don't have the time or inclination to review every band I see, but the chances are they'll get some sort of mention on my blog, which you can also reach by following the link at the bottom of the page.

The bullet code for reviews is ►= CD/record/ demo. ♫= live gig. ◙=film or video. ♥= books/ print.

►Evel Knievel/In The River - Stuffy/The Fuses [May Go 0 Records maygozero004]

Evel Knievel kicks off with a bout of cheesegrater guitar, before the Pixiesish vocals come in. Some nice moments - a Gang of Four style drop out then come back in type bit, and a slow bit where you can imagine that, live, the bassist and guitarist would do that rocking backwards and forwards post-hardcore 'gardeners digging on an ornamental model windmill' manouevre. But of the two tracks, In The River is a far stronger song. A gorgeous bass sound, and vocals reminiscent of that bloke out of Placebo if he wasn't annoying. There's an epic feel to this, but it doesn't sound pompous, partly because ingredients like the strings and piano are offset by clanging, tightly wound guitars. Good stuff.

►The New Cross: An Angular Sampler - Various [Angular Records ARC002]

An excellent budget-priced collection of tracks from local bands on this New Cross-based label. Stand out tracks as follows. Bloc Party; The Marshals Are Dead . A track managing to combine numerous 'good bits' without sounding like it's been welded together from five different songs; vocalist with a Mark E. Smith bark, rollicking rattling snare drum, guitars switching from the choppy to the twiddly and back again. The Fairies Band; Pink Socks Rock. Chugging gumby guitars, shouty vocals. Like early Slits but less all over the place. Nemo; Piccadilly In Sepia. The Soft Cell revival starts here! Lounge crooning vocals, like a less deranged Julian Cope. Plinky and shimmery Eighties-sounding synths, and a song with a wicked hooky chorus. luxembourg; Making Progress. Some overlap with the above in the croony vocals department, but perhaps a bit more of an individual identity noticeable. Jagged guitars offset the smoothness of the Gene style vocals and electropop keyboards. The lyrics are great - like very well-written prose particularly on the closing spoken-sung section. It's a kind of plummily laconic, panoramic, state-of-the-nation vignette. I can't believe I wrote that last sentence. Art Brut: Formed A Band. Could've been quite an annoying song in other hands, but instead I find it hilarious. Like a conversation with somebody whose got one of those voices where you can never tell if they're being sarcastic or not. Lately it seems like it's okay for lyrics to be clever and interesting again. Hooray! Gifthorse; You Save My Life, I'll Ruin Yours. Probably the slickest track on the album. Instantly likeable, although not wildly original. Definite nods to Neil Young, Sparklehorse, and Radiohead [a bit]. Still lovely, for all that. The Bridge; First Frenzy. Cracking song. Loads of ideas thrown in, none of which outstay their welcome. Lovely, slightly ragged, bedroom studio production values. And a vocalist who sings like the bloke out of Hawkwind on Silver Machine.

 Pub Rock/ Left Behind- the Beemen. [no label stated]

This sounds like it was recorded in a shed in 1982. That of course is a compliment; there's a lovely lo-fi warmth to this. Pub Rock starts with a drum machine that sounds like it was picked up in a car-boot sale, then a fuzz guitar crashes in backed by a beautiful swirling cheesy organ. The result is a likeable mix of Sixties garage psychedelia, Fall/ Blue Orchids griminess topped off with Beach Boys' vocal harmonies. In theory it shouldn't work but it does. The other side, Left Behind, is in similar vein but with the harmonies developed further and more of a pop sensibility, like a less studenty Stereolab or a good Microdisney, if you can imagine that. Well worth a purchase. See www.beemen.com for ordering details.

►Two track promo sampler -Vic Thrill. [Circus Clone records]

Two tracks giving a taster of debut release CE-5.

Wailing Wall is terrific; intriguing oblique/wacko lyrics, a big leaping guitar riff, and a freakishly impossible guitar solo to top it all off.

Afrological starts shakily with some cheapo digital bedroom funk but is quickly rescued by yelping paper and comb vocals and a synth making a noise like a dying wasp.

 ►Boss Samplerage 4 - Various blokes. [Boss Tuneage bostage5120]

Nothing much to gripe about on this £4 double label-sampler [except the absence of women] and some real corkers among the tons of tracks. Current joint fave is Science Fiction by Brock Pytel. It manages to sidestep most of the trademark Boss Tuneage elements, and instead goes for lolloping cheesy synth riffs and breathy vocals in a skinny tied early eighties kind of way. The lyrics are savvy and literate; a song about reading books by people who sound like they probably really have read a few. Geekcore, anybody? Similarly out of step are the Kick Joneses with Hate List. If this tune doesn't cheer you up you're dead. I've been having a shit time at my dayjob lately, but I put this on my walkman on the bus ride and I go in grinning. They take some tiredish old tricks [ a mangled version of the bass riff from My Sharona, key changes in the last choruses] and make them seem fresh as fuck. If people still made unironic teen-flicks where there's a concert scene when everybody wigs out, this'd be the song of choice to get everyone on the dancefloor. A lot of the other tracks do fit a bit of a Boss Tuneage blueprint but they're none the worse for that. Something With Numbers demonstrate some of the elements on the onomatopaetically [!] named Denenenenenena; pinging snare, thrumming low slung bass, impassioned sand and glass vocals, everything tight and fast. Their brains still show through though. Also mentioned in dispatches: Reno Divorce-Hard Luck Story; punk pop, cool harmonies, bit of a Britpunk1979 feel, SLF with added sarcasm. Words Away-Digging Holes; wicked spiralling guitar line, intriguing lyrics, guaranteed to get you moshing round your front room. All Systems Go-Running Blind; a killer chorus and outro with almost Beatlesy harmonies. Skeeter-King; a huge chunky, churning riff with lovely spaceous, jangly bits in between, cool smartarse world-weary lyrics. La Motta-Love California; Nirvana-ish riff, lazy drawling vocals, bubblegum punk in the best possible sense. Yet again, soundtrack material for a film that ought to be made.

 ►An introduction to minute melodies- Grandmaster Gareth. [Awkward Records 005]

30 tracks, all a minute long, from Grandmaster Gareth of Misty's Big Adventure. A couple of throwaway clinkers among them but mostly real gems. Several [e.g burning dollar bills, aeiou, the bongos are bust] sound like excerpts from soundtracks to obscure low budget European movies. There are some fantastic collisions of style going on here; Can playing Chinese/Hungarian jazz on broken biscuits, Hawkwind having a punch up with Chas and Dave on I got my monster etc, Sonic Youth meets Enya on I hear voices. Although a lot of the stuff is tongue in cheek some of it is genuinely beautiful. Though it might seem like complaining that a quatro formagio pizza is too cheesy, tracks like lovely cellos and new acoustic bowel movement really are over too soon.

Fonda 500, Rota Session, Notting Hill Arts Club, 14th February 2004.

One of my favourite bands, this lot. Sporting between them two tanktops, a polkadot frock and a short sleeved 'leisure shirt' they'd look exactly like reluctant guests at a family wedding in the late 70s, if it wasn't for the big black woolen panda hat/ balaclava that the keyboard player's got on his head. The daft hat tells you a lot about Fonda 500. It tells you, for instance, that they don't take themselves too seriously. And fair play to them for that. The hat-toting frontman is a natural sit-down comedian and a lot of the ramshackle panache the group put into their performance seems to come from their sense of humour. And they've got the music to back it up; the songs are terrific slices of bouncing cartoon Casio pop. Usually when a band is genuinely funny, the music's fucking awful; anybody remember Half Man Half Biscuit? But the problem for me isn't so much the songs, many of which are classics, but it's in the execution of what they do. Tonight they featured loads of songs from the new album. On this evening's showing I'm going to have to reserve judgement because the sound was so bad and the playing was so shambolic. That's been the case a few times when I've seen them lately. I saw them in Brixton not long ago and they pretty clearly hadn't even soundchecked. At Rota there are constant problems with the decrepit keyboard that Panda-hat plays. It feels to me tonight like they've got a really throwaway, self-deprecating attitude to their talent, and that seems like a waste.

Buff Medways, International Students' House, 30th Jan 2004.

First, indulge me in a brief 'I saw him first' type moment. I heard Billy Childish's first band, the Pop Rivets on John Peel in about 1978. The track, called something like Beatle Boots I think, knocked me sideways. I searched in vain for their album at the time and never found it so I lost track of them. I assumed they'd gone the way of the space hopper and the three day week [nice idea, where are they now?]. But Billy Childish is still at it, 25 years on, and, with his current band the Buff Medways, finally getting some credit for it.

The first thing that strikes me about the Buff Medways is how entertaining they are to look at. Graham, the new bassist [and potential stunt double for Tim from the Office] gurns away in shades. Wolf, the drummer, looks like an old-school local butcher, and smiles quietly to himself, but does everything else loudly. From the neck up, Billy, with his lived-in features and huge bristling mantelpiece of a moustache, looks the dead spit of that other great amateur Robert Tressell, author of The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists. From the waist down he's got the moves of James Brown and the comedy knees of Max Wall.

And what they do is simple but briilliant. Basically it's a mixture of Sixties Beat and raw blues, played with garage- punk energy. The Buffs make no great claims to originality, with Billy even taking the piss about the similarity of their material to the songs that 'inspired' them. And there are definite echoes of the Kinks and the Who circa 1965, particularly on Troubled Mind and Strood Lights. Aside from their energy what makes the Buffs so engaging is their lack of affectation; their unpretentious manner and Billy's self-deprecating humour are genuine, and hard not to love.

T.V.Smith, The Verge, 24th January 2004

Ah yes, one man alone on a stage with a battered acoustic guitar and a bunch of heartfelt songs. How many piss-awful nights out have been launched on the back of that particular formula, I wonder. But not tonight. Tonight, T.V Smith plays selections from his new album, Not A Bad Day, and his extensive back catalogue from his days with The Adverts, and The Explorers. Through the set you can chart his development. The old numbers are rendered pretty faithfully, even the vague sense of key and the tendency to speed up remain. The newer stuff is more sophisticated musically; Smith is a cracking tunesmith now. But the consistent factor from the early to the late stuff, is a committed and rebellious intelligence evident in the lyrics. And there's no denying Smith's affable charisma on stage. He must be pushing fifty, but he bounced around like an excitable dog during a ninety minute set that had me engrossed throughout.

 Vic Thrill, Ro Ta Session, Notting Hill Arts Club, 26th Sept 2003.

They dress like a late 1970s sitcom writer's idea of how a punk rocker looks, so my expectations are low. But I'm won over in minutes by their sheer energy. Fuck knows what they're like when they aren't jet-lagged. Vic [the man] treats us to plenty of kamikaze leaping around and Vic [the group] provide a full-on wall of sound that has people simultaneously grinning like idiots and jamming their fingers in their ears. Light and shade? Fuck that! The music is shambolic in places but the songs can stand it; an infectious mix of Wire/ Devoesque gumby singalong choruses, bits of B52 twangery and intriguing stupid/clever lyrics. They manage some good and surprising things; the loudest drummer ever, and Vic's rhythm guitar sound which crosses Lou Reed's chunky rattle, and the ukelele stylings of George Formby. Recommended. [See above for CD review.]

 Too many to mention. Truck Festival, Steventon, Oxfordshire. 19th & 20th July.

About six months worth of gigs in two days, and all for twenty odd quid. But still on a site small enough to avoid feeling overloaded and so retiring to your tent to get cabbaged instead of seeing any bands. What follows is really a selection of high-lights.

Heroes of Saturday are the Edmund Fitzgerald. Any response short of euphoria seems churlish, partly because they pull off so many unexpected things. Thing one is, they manage to be louder than they sound. How? Thing two is they manage to come up with endlessly varied tunes which all manage to remind me of the melody played by the overturned ice-cream van in the Day of the Triffids. I could compare them to Television and Sonic Youth, but they haven't got Television's chin-stroking frosty-arsedness. And they top Sonic Youth; Sonic Youth have discordant bits, then they have melodic bits. The EF have both going on simultaneously, but kind of fading in and out. The effect knocked me side ways.

Other Saturday surprise was [were?] Vic Twenty. Suddenly it's 1982 all over again. Either you're looking austere and buying Kraftwerk albums or you're buying Laura Ashley dresses. Or you're doing both. In which case you are in Vic Twenty, and you may well be double-handedly responsible for kick starting the Jona Lewie revival [ask your mum.]. Generally I don't get on with people that nobody could take objection to but that applies to this pair and they still manage to put out something interesting. Maybe the thing is that although they plough a bit of a well-worn early Eighties synth-pop furrow, they do it with love rather than irony. And love is always better than irony.

Sunday. Went to the pub for a £6 breakfast just so I could shit in their toilet. Three times! By now my mood had dipped. Something about the area and the crowd. The village of Steventon is like the Archers, with the Grundys having been ethnically cleansed. On the Saturday night there had been a few ordinary looking bods at the festy, but on the Sunday, somehow, everybody looked so attractive and well-cared for. Suddenly, I was missing Deptford. Mind you, I get like that when I go to North London.

Luckily the first act I saw all day was Nervous Test Pilot, who was full on enough to lift me out of my parochial torpor. He's hard to categorise but I'll be trite and say he plays banging techno for people who aren't sure what banging techno is. He happily takes the piss out of himself and most of what he samples, and the whole crowd falls in love with him. Immediately after his set the merchandise tent is crammed with people buying his CDs.

The day continues to improve with the appearance of Misty's Big Adventure. I can't explain or excuse my love for this band. On paper, they read like an advert for bringing back National Service; they are ironic, they are over-staffed, they are even slightly jazzy. But I love them. What I love is their disregard for cool and their dedication to what they do and their wit. The audience can't get their heads round this, but MBA show that sometimes it's better to be right than popular.

Chris T-T manage to be both popular and right. I've seen Chris solo quite a few times and really enjoyed his stuff, but this is the full band line-up. Chris T-T [the band] are no more a backing band than PJ Harvey are a backing band. This is a real band. The downbeat, compassionate songs about lives going awry are still there, but everything is delivered with that much more muscularity and energy. There's an edge and anger about them that stood out from the tone of the rest of the festival. Three cheers for that.

 Bob Log III, the Lonesome Organist. Monarch, Camden, London. 4th July 2003.

For a while I got a bit disillusioned with this reviewing caper. Where were the free CDs? Where were the places on guest lists? But nights like this make me glad to have the chance to rave about brilliant stuff and to think and talk about what I like and value. This night restored my faith in the value of a complete disregard for any attempt at seeming cool.

First up is the Lonesome Organist. He brings his hangdog face onstage and has a brief grumpy exchange with the soundman. Things don't look promising. Up to this point he only redeems himself with his hat [more of which later]. It gives him the look of a cross between Norman Wisdom and Neil Innes. Once he gets going the more apt comparison is Roy Castle on Record Breakers trying to play as many different instruments as possible. Because the Lonesome Organist is underselling himself. Not only does he play two or three keyboards, at the same time he plays drums. He also happens to be the best one-handed guitarist I've ever seen. All of this he does like a man who realises that life often amounts to one stupid idea after another, but feels every idea should be pursued with lunatic gusto. He fannies about like a big kid, but in a way only a very driven adult can. And the results are gorgeous. He has a beautiful high pitched bluesy voice. He finales by simultaneously tapdancing and playing the melodica. There are great spurts of sweat cascading from the peak of his cap. If I was a lady I'd've already been big with his babies by this point. I settle for tipping my imaginary hat at his stupid one.

And then the main attraction; Bob Log III. My mate Sean the Obscure swears by him, but I was wary. Last time I looked the blues was mainly a lot of turgid miserablist toss. First promising sign to the contrary is the shiny blue jump-suit and even more soppy headgear; an astronaut's helmet complete with built in telephone mouthpiece for the vocals. The best bit is the fact he walks onstage as if there is absolutely nothing unusual about this get-up. I was frankly over-refreshed by this stage so the details are hazy. Mainly I remember it as a blur of blistering slide guitar, not of the turgid Ry Cooder variety, but of the sort that makes whole audiences want to jump up and down grinning. Top man!

 Crazyface-Ro Ta Session, Notting Hill Arts Club, 26th April 2003.

Blimey! Another fantastic band within days of the last. And the only common factor is their out-of-townness. That's no coincidence. These and the above share a lack of interest in seeming cool, and a determination to enjoy themselves/ entertain people. They dress like some badly dressed pub-rock band, [e.g. the Godfathers, Dr Feelgood] and in fact retain some of the best features of that genre. They are tight, they are witty, they are cleverer than they seem. The lead guitarist does all the stuff that makes young boys pose in their bedroom mirrors. The vocalist sings like an angel and dances like a tit. He follows in a long line of off kilter warblers; Vic Godard, Marc Bolan, Roger Chapman, Wilko Johnson. And Crazyface show every sign of getting better. Every new song they announce tops any of the tracks from the new single.  

 This Ain't Vegas- 93 Feet East, 21st April 2003.

I lost interest in music for a few years, until I happened across 'Zen Arcade', by Husker Du. They sounded so righteously furious that I got my faith back immediately. I think This Ain't Vegas can have the same effect on people. They are really pissed off about something and it's hard not to be shaken by that. I'm trying to avoid comparisons on this page as much as I can but this lot definitely sound like they've been listening to their mum's Gang of Four albums. This is a good thing. The vocals yap and rant, the guitar chops chimes and clangs. They've got Sonic Youth's instinct for how long to sustain the jagged discordant bits and exactly when to throw in shimmering splashes of melody. I bought the 3 track e.p. My copy jumps. Their music is so angular it took me a while to realise. Get out and see them if you get half a chance.

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