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This site tells the stories and ideas of Brian Burgess, a moral guy until alcohol is introduced, then all bets are off
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10-03-05
Ok, i know, i already fucking know, things are in the works once again, new stories coming, keep on posting through greg's board, ill try to get links up to the story page and shit, so yea, keep on rockin, but major changes are here, my old editors are fired and i have new staff, new pics, lots of new shit basically... it DEPUTS OCTOBER 8!!! be prepared!!!
8-14-05
Ok, ok, i know... the forum stopped working again, i havnt updated in forever... this site really has started to suck some serious balls... i know... yea, the forum is dead, i have no plans to ressurect it unless i get a massive amount of emails... which i doubt will happen so yea, we'll just consider it dead...
college is right around the corner so yea, ill try to get some stories up... maybe, i dunno, theres some stories from summer but for the most part its just been like work.. then drink... then work, and that tonsilectomy, and i've almost forgotten europe even happened durin this summer... right, so yea.. its been like a month...
and ya know what.. it was a pretty good month, my tonsils stopped hurting, alergies came and went, i've decided to buy a bike... if you're still reading this and really want to post, just post on greg's board... Greg's Page...thats it for now, who knows maybe ill get a pick up or somthin.. yea.. right
7-24-05
NEW STORY!!! Euro 05- best night of our life! This story entitles what was the greatest story of our trip, its not a drunken story, i havnt edited it yet either so theres tons of errors- but hey, its an update!
7-24-05
Ok guys, i know i've been slacking lately, but now- it is all made up for- check out this link, its every single "bud light- real american hero" radio commercial!!! Quite honestly, these are halarious. Check it out
7-20-05
Ok, Ok, i know, its been a fucking long time... I know i said i'd update it. I know. But you know what, i dont fucking care. I got the tonsillectomy done, i thought that would maybe hurt some.. not much.. WRONG! This operation is a living hell
aside from waking up in the morning with an intense earache, and i mean intense, i havnt eaten pretty much anything more solid in 9 days, and my breath is smellable from 10 feet away... I havnt been able to run, bike do anything, i've been a god
damn prisoner here in my own house... and to top it all off my mom has been acting like im her 'patient' ya know, she thinks shes being nice by treating me like a fucking 4 year old who has a flu... she just doesnt get it that i prefer to get things myself,
or that i can handle making my own pudding... alright now that im done venting... fuck off, i got nothing
7-2-05
Ohh wow, thank god for Bono and Celine Dion If it wasnt for their concert, i would have been in the dark that africa is an impovershed continent...
Im sorry folks, but musicians have as much business saying whether or not 25 billion dollars should go to them as does a plumber has giving advice on roofing... Musicians just arn't smart, everything is done for the image and that image
is what they're all about, nothing else... Well, next tuesday i get the tonsilectomy, thats gonna be a blast... yippy, woohoo, right... im out
6-24-05
Yea, i know, i havnt updated in a while, stories are on the way though.. i've been working a lot lately... plus i've found this one site The Mafia boss its a huge multiplayer online strategy game- pretty fun when bored, but sign up quick since rounds are only 10 days! What else... im getting my tonsils taken out in a few weeks after the 4th... ill have a lot of down time then since i guess ill be pretty much a vegetable, ill get a lot of stuff up then!
6-12-05
I'm back bitches, new stories are on the way, and even a new page devoted to the Beer Toilet... This is the fucking best thing to hit the party scene since sluts... no joke. I got some pics up, i might have some testimony plus other crazy shit from the creators up later, keep checkin up plus thanks for all those great comments in the forum!
5-20-05
Well guys, I'm off to Europe, notice the ad on top, if you're a webmaster, and you sign up for it- you'll seriously get some more hits, seriously. Well, look back for more stories on the 8th, and stay tuned to the forum, ill make some posts
5-15-05
Well, summers here, and i can't wait until friday... Speaking of Eurotrip 05, i might be making posts in the Forum while
i'm away adventuring... So definitly be sure to keep on checking here... PLUS! i'm going to make a "friends" page for BrainoBurge, how it works is you past my logo and link on your site,
then you can email me with your site, and ill post your link on my site! Simple, right? Give me a few days to get that up, thats all for today, who knows, i might get a good blog up tommorow, stay tuned!
5-08-05
New story up, cheating on America check it out and also, i wanna see some Forum action
5-04-05
4 papers done, two left! They started replaying Macgyver from the start on Spike Tv, i reccomend checking it out sometime this week or next week (2 pm central) before
they get to playing all the shitty episodes again (everything except season 1). In other news, tatoo removal clinics have long Lines and
people still have horrible ideas
5-02-05
Notice the new link on the bottom of the page, for The Rugby Channel, click on the link and fill out the survey, we're trying to get
rugby on tv, its only a 2 minute survey
5-01-05
Im tired, i have lots of work, thought this looked better
4-27-05
New story Brian's Trip to the ER I personally consider this to be some of my finest work, so check it out
4-25-05
Why Conan the Barbarian kicks ass is up, also, the Forum likes posts, feed it
4-24-05
2 new articles are on the way "Why Conan the Barbarian kicks ass" and "Brian's first trip to the ER". Keep making posts in the Forum along with those movie applications.. BTW, Jennie is still the #1 fan, i'd like to see some more competition coming up. Finals week is coming up, so its gonna be tough to update, just keep in mind that theres a lot of good stuff on the way, so keep coming and tell all your friends.
4-20-05
Today in news- Women
are still bad drivers,
Rednecks still make men look bad, and don't drink and drive literally now means don't drink and drive