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Anarchy 99 Store:
Green Slime
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No its not what you think, its not some kiddie goo that you give to 5 year olds. This shit is seriously useful, be warned though, its seriously harmful to your clothes, rugs and especially your sinks. DO NOT through this shit down the drain when your done. It'll clog it up like a bitch, not even Liquid Plumber can eat through this shit. What to do with this shit you ask? Let your imagination run wild, stuff it down toilets and watch the janitor cry, throw it in peoples pools, throw it at people, add a little gasoline and burn the bitch. With Green Slime you have no limits. Fortunately for you the Anarchy 99 Crew has some spare bottles of Green Slime lying around for you guys. We're selling these beasts at $4 NZ a bottle. A bottle has about 2 cups of hand mixed green slime for you anarchy pleasures. Click here to buy some.
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Pacific Canon
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Ok once again their not what you think, these bad boys arent built to shoot projectiles but theres no harm in stuffing some shit down it and seeing if it blows. These canons are known as Pacific Canons as they originate from the Pacific Islands where the people there would build these and let them off just to piss off neighbours. The canon when let off makes one fucken loud sound, its basically one long as tin tube with one end closed off. The fuel is only a little petrol, your just a little petrol down the tube so that it coats the inside and drys, once dry u light it by the small hole at the end of the tube, you simply light a match and stick it in the small hole, wear some earmuffs or something cause when this shit blows its one loud mother fucker. Were letting some go for $5 - $10 NZ.
Click here to buy a couple. Medium or Large, You pick.
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Taser
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Ok this isnt one of those mean as police tasers this is a homemade one built from a camera, still does the job though. Held down on some1 from 1-4 seconds and they'll definetly back off. Taser comes with a battery aswell. Only reason were letting these go as we figured there are probably lots of lazy bastards out there who cant be fucked to make their own taser. To be honest you can make these things pretty easily but just incase you cant be fucked buy a couple from here. These things can be used as self-defense incase you run into a couple of security guards or something. Every Taser sold is personally tested before it is sent out to ensure its perfect quality.
Click here to buy one.
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Thermite
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If you havent read Phanatics guide on how to make thermite then your probably wondering what the fuck thermite is, well its powder taht you can sprinkle anywhere that when lit can reach up to 2000 degrees. Great if you wanna get past padlocks. But be warned you must wear some protective clothes or something when liting this bitch as it WILL burn through you. Ive got a couple of jars of this shit around here somewhere so if you wanna buy some, be my guest. If youve read phanatics guide to Night Opping then this shit will come in useful for those damn locks or bars stopping you in your tracks. Note to self: Dont store thermite in hot places.
Click here to buy this awesome stuff.
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Anarchy 99 is not a commercial store, it is a private sales website, all items published are not sold for profit. Anarchy 99 does not take any responsibility for what you do with information gathered from this website. All information published on this website is for informational purposes only. All anecdotes published are strictly hypothetical. I must type all that shit because I dont want to be sued if you blow yourself to peices becuase you cant follow receipes. Oh and by veiwing this website you have just kissed my ass.
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